Create your own Escapist badge!

[SomethingUnrelated]

Sadly, this won't become a reality.

But hey, we can have funzzz, right? If you could create an Escapist badge, what would you call it, and what would be its description?

My own would be this:
Needs to go outside - Get over 10,000 posts. (Teehee)

Yours? Post and Enjoy!
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Search Bar approved, as far as I bothered to check.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Gigaguy64]

Shape Shifter

Has changed their avatar 10 times in the same month.

Choosing just one awesome avatar is so hard.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

My Pokemon Bring All The Nerds To The Yard - Create 151 threads about pokemon without spamming or reposting.

 

[Raven's Nest]

A badge that showed when people didn't use the search bar properly...

I'm kidding, but this was a good thread...http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.96597?page=1

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Yahtzee? Like the board game?

Go 3 months without watching a single ZP

 

[Argtee]

The "Where did he go?" badge

Don't post on the escapist for 6 months.

 

[MGlBlaze]

A badge that showed when people didn't use the search bar properly...

I'm kidding, but this was a good thread...http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.96597?page=1

Indeed it does.

OP:
Nihilanth.
Go for three months without an avatar.

 

[similar.squirrel]

'I'm not touching that!'

Have 15 posts in succession that don't get quoted or replied to.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Oh the humanity! - Get hit by a blimp

 

[Timotei]

Never Gonna Give You Up - Set up a successful and legal Rickroll in a forum

 

[GodofDisaster]

Leader of the search Nazis- Post a reply saying 'use the search bar' in 10 different posts in a single day, this will only work if you post in a repeat thread, were the orginal is only a week old.

 

[Jedamethis]

Ooh, it's moving...
Have a gif for an avatar

 

[Neonbob]

My own would be this:
Needs to go outside - Get over 10,000 posts. (Teehee)

Oooh, MINE.
X-D

Spoiler: My Ideas

Red Eye Poster
Post at a time when you really should be in bed.

Cruise Control for Cool
Post an entire thread topic with caps lock, and still come off as intelligent.

King me!
Be promoted to moderator.

Balancing Act
Have an average time online per day of less than 2 hours.

I should stop now before I waste my whole day on this.

EDIT

One- because its similar to H20, both in looks and semi composition, also, here lies Billy Moore, who was so thirsty he opened his fridges door, what he grabbed he thought was water, but really it was H2SO4. yes, its lame, but it helped us 7th grade invincible scientists from dissolving our innards.

I heard a different version from a website.
Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H[sub]2[/sub]O
Was H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub].

 

[GOATOFRAGE]

GOATOFRAGE
you get it for being me...

 

[TheMatt]

Calms the Christians - Has told at least 100 bible thumpers to calm down

max is not emo - Has told Max he's emo and been yelled at

In the buff - sent pictures of yourself posting naked

Limericks are dumb - signed a petition for yahtzee to never post such a dumbass thing again

 

[historybuff]

Nerdbait


For all the ladies on the Escapist.

 

[Sparrow]

Be Awesome - Have an account named "Sparrow".

 

[Jedamethis]

^ Sacrifices go there

Have a mythical being as an avatar

 

[BonsaiK]

I personally would like to see badges such as:

I Can Has Original Thoughts: Complete absence of memes in over 1000 posts in a row

Modest: Not making a special post when you return after a break

Age Is Just A Number: Not making a special post celebrating your 1000th post

As for other people's ideas I really like the limerick one...