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Jason Rayes

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Blunderboy said:
Whichever one means people don't keep banging on about it on the fucking forums and bringing it up every two minutes.

Well I've only just finished the game, Ive never had a chance to talk about it before, I think I have that right. The disgust you show leads me to believe you have had a chance to to express your opinion at some point, perhaps ad nauseam. At least give us the freedom to do the same. If you really really aren't interested, just ignore the thread. No-one forced you to come in here and read it. I cordially invite you to go somewhere you find more interesting and less annoying. You'll be happier, I'll be happier :)
 

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Jason Rayes said:
Blunderboy said:
Whichever one means people don't keep banging on about it on the fucking forums and bringing it up every two minutes.

Well I've only just finished the game, Ive never had a chance to talk about it before, I think I have that right. The disgust you show leads me to believe you have had a chance to to express your opinion at some point, perhaps ad nauseam. At least give us the freedom to do the same. If you really really aren't interested, just ignore the thread. No-one forced you to come in here and read it. I cordially invite you to go somewhere you find more interesting and less annoying. You'll be happier, I'll be happier :)
Okay so you were late to the party, but the threads are all still there in the search bar. And yes I could ignore this thread, but invariably this one will lead to another one, and that will lead to yet more.
Besides, I didn't really mind the ending we got. At least with the extended cut.
 

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Blunderboy said:
I actually don't mind it either, I just didn't want to put that stupid cowboy ending in the thread where everyone is discussing whether the ending ruined the series. Id likely have started a flame war :)
 

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Jason Rayes said:
Since the ending for Mass Effect 3 was disappointing to many, how about we just make up our own.
Already did - and all of Mass Effect 3 to go with it.

I was running a table top version of Mass Effect for my spouse (who had not played the games previously). The original plan was to just run ME1, but my spouse and I were having such fun that I went on and ran ME2 as well. And then ME3, almost a year before it's actual release. I read spoiler pages to get some info, but since the Crucible was never mentioned, I didn't know about that. Instead I knew some locations, some crew members, and that was pretty much it.

So I reviewed the information on Reaper invasions in the first game (shut down citadel, shut down Mass Relays, invade a single star system, kill/convert everything, move on to next star system) and then compared this to the early trailers (Earth getting attacked) and said "okay, so apparently Sol system is up first.

Oh - almost forgot. My spouse's Shepard decided to make peace between the Geth and Quarians after meeting Leigon and BEFORE going through the Omega 4 Relay. So... yeah, that was already taken care of.

Anyway...

Part 1) Earth Invasion - fairly similar to the game
No Mars mission, cause I didn't know about the Crucible. On to the Citadel.
Shepard meets with Admiral Hacket. Shepard calls in the Geth and Quarians for aid. The Geth fleet heads to Earth to harry the Reapers and delay their efforts there, sacrificing them to buy time. The Quarian fleet, meanwhile, joins the Earth fleet and begins work retrofitting as many earth ships as possible with the Weapon, Armor, and Shield upgrades from ME2. Primary attention is given to the new SR fleet - 20 SR ships with the same specs as the Normandy.

Part 2) The Citadel - in addition to Earth, the homeworlds of the four Citadel races were all off line and without communication. That being the case, the Council refused to help Earth until each of their homeworlds was helped first.
Shepard leaves Tali and Legion on the Citadel to attempt to figure out how to use it to turn the Relays on and off. If things go bad on Earth, Shepard considers trapping the Reaper fleet in the Sol System using their own tactics against them. Shepard also considers blowing up the Sol relay to destroy the Reaper fleet, but only if Earth cannot be saved.

Part 3) Curing the Genophage - I thought the lab in the video was on a different planet, so this wasn't Sur-Kesh (sp?) but rather some other location. Cerberus shoots up lab, Shep saves Female Krogan, just as in game. Drops off Genophage cure on Krogan homeworld without any difficulties (unlike game). Krogan cured - Krogan send troops to Shepard's war effort.

Part 4) Pavelan - Shepard headed to the Turian homeworld first. First, Shepard learned that their Relay had been deactivated (it could receive ships, but not send them). Secondly, Indoctrinated Reaper agents had assassinated the Primarch and there was a dispute over who should become the next Primarch. First, Shepard had to choose a candidate to support. Having done so, Shepard investigated the other candidates and learned that one of them was Indoctrinated and working for the Reapers. One dead candidate later, Shepard headed to a mining facility near the Relay where reaper forces were building up their forces. Some dead husks later, Shepard fought and destroyed the Reaper scout that shut down the Relay, thus bringing it back online. The thankful new Primarch sent the Turian fleets to aid Shepard's war efforts.

Part 5) Before heading to the next homeworld, Shepard got a distress call from the Rachnai Queen, requesting aid. Her new nest was being attacked by Cerberus. Shepard answered her call, killed some Cerberus troops and some husk-i-fied rachnai, and saved the Rachnai Queen again. She sent Rachnai ships to support Shepard's war efforts.

Part 6) Thesia - again, one Reaper scout, some husk ground forces, and some indoctrinated minions messing with the government, attempting to cause chaos. Shepard shoots them to death, kills the Reaper scout, and reactivates the Relay. Asari join war effort.

Part 7) Cerberus Attack on the Citadel! - again, this one is weirdly similar to the original game, except that A) Tali is injured (rather than Thrane) and survives, and B) the goal was to capture a life Prothean in the depths of the Citadel - one of the scientists who created the Conduit. He provides massive tactical intel on the Reapers. He is sent to help with the fleet retrofits while Tali is given several implants to stabilize her condition. These implants have the secondary benefit of stabilizing her immune system so she can walk around on the Normandy without her helmet.

Part 7) Sur-Kesh. Reaper Forces have landed near the breeding grounds and are calling for surrender. Shepard drops into area, kills husks, kills reaper scout. Breeding grounds saved, relay reactived, Salarians join war effort.

Part 8) Loose Ends. Wrapping everything up before heading to Earth.

Part 9) Earth. Shepard had to choose which fleets to send where. I rated different fleets best at certain tasks. Meanwhile, Shepard went on a missing to attack the Reaper facility where humans were being turned into another Human Reaper. The goal was to blow the place up (from within) to attract many reapers to a single point, and then hit hard with all the remaining forces. This strategy was based on the surviving Prothean's knowledge of Reaper tactics. However, when Shep arrived at the base, he found it guarded by Cerberus and the Illusive Man (who had Saren style upgrades). The Illusive Man acted as the Reaper mouth-piece, discussing how the Reapers wanted to save all life - by turning it into Reapers, so that all societies could exist forever. Shepard replied by killing the Illusive Man. A lot.

The reapers responded as predicted, gathering at this point. Shepard (having escaped on the Normandy after setting the explosives) ordered the SR fleet and all remaining fleets to attack. Massive battle, huge firefight. Fortunately, because the Reapers had gathered so close (due to the attack on the breeding facility), one reaper exploding would damage the reapers next to it. This caused a chain reaction, destroying most of the Reapers (and part of Shepard's fleet, as well as killing billions on Earth) but leaving the Reaper forces devastated. Shepard's fleet continued their attack, taking losses, but destroying 95% of the Reapers. The remaining Reapers fled the Sol system, defeated.

Thus did Shepard win the war without McGuffins, just good intel and strategy. Earth took heavy losses, but still stands, even in the maps will need some rewriting in the wake of the devastation. The Reapers, while still a threat, have so few numbers that they will never again be able to "reap" the galaxy, and the races will continue to hunt them down, hopefully eliminating them for good.

Shepard retired from active duty and took a position as the human ambassador to the Quarians - and was thus able to settle down on Rannock with Tali.

The End.
 

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Again? Oh well, better dig up the bloody ending.

Better put up the caption.

Oh, buggernuggets, can't find the caption.

Let's see, ending, ending, ME3... ah, here we go:

Lear said:
Shepard uses the power of disco to destroy The Reapers, only for a massive army of lolcats to invade from Dimension Z and destroy Earth with their Sooper Walrus Cannon(TM), causing a massive rift in space and time that destroys the SWC(TM), forcing them to engage in a massive battle with the fleet Shepard created during the game, creating a diversion for The RAF to invade through the space/time rift, damaging The Normandy and stealing all of their cupcakes and biscuits. This enrages Garrus, who uses The Normandy's super cannon to destroy The Millenium Falcon, which appeared out of nowhere, only it instead hit The Death Star, which appeared a second later, taking the brunt of the shot and splitting into five.

This causes Napoleon to engage in a final battle with his heroes, Hannibal and Alexander The Great, for control of Proxima Centauri, which has a planet with massive quantites of Iytuives ore, which contains Element -1 and Element 578. The confusion and massive destruction and loss awakens LazerBear, who had been hibernating in Canada for a hundred years (Canada survivng the destruction of Earth alongside Europe and Singapore, since they are all awesome), who promptly uses his patented Lazer(TM) to destroy the lolcat fleet and defeat Hannibal, allowing Alexander The Great to outflank Napoleon, saving the galaxy from the effects of failed invasions of Russia.

Shepard's fleet, with barely any ships left, rounds up all the sentient beings of the galaxy, stores away the last bits of Earth left, and follows LazerBear's lead to the Galaxy M-7868582478572875875 to start anew. The Milky Way begins to merge with Andromeda as the newly cristened Ark Fleet escapes.

Credits roll, and then this video plays:

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Garrus sums it up in the game for me:
"No I think we're about to kick the Reaper's back into whatever black hole they crawled out of. Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids, maybe even see what a turian-human baby looks like"

Why couldn't I have just one ending like that?

oh and
Lear said:
I just spat tea all over the cat I laughed that much!
 

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In the seconds before "shit gets fucked" Nicolas Cage appears, wills himself to go back in time, finds out who thought up the ending and feeds him to the shark in the bag and then it re(?)-ends
but this time the ending is... er... good...

Example








So, yeah, basically that...
 

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Souplex said:
He explains that the Reaper's purpose is to simply preserve/archive life in Reaper form, and give new races a chance to thrive. (None of that bull about how synthetics will always rebel, when we've seen no evidence of that in the series. We've seen one group of synthetics, and they didn't try to exterminate their creators, rather the opposite.)

I'm with you on this. The whole "I impose order where there is chaos" line of dialogue with the Catalyst seems to lead to this conclusion.

edit: Organics are brutal and chaotic and will destroy themselves without synthetic intervention. Heck the whole "Krogans almost wiped themselves out. The Drell almost wiped themselves out. Quarians went apeshit when and tried to put down synthetic life because they perceived as a threat. Protheans were a fascist, totalitarian empire. And so were the Leviathans" all lend credence to this theory.
 

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The reapers are shrunk down to 1 foot in size, and the last scene shows garrus shepard and Tali relaxing on a beach on Rannoch, launching tiny reapers via cataplt into the sky and taking turns shooting them out of the sky. It would be perfect!
 

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Lear said:
Again? Oh well, better dig up the bloody ending.

Better put up the caption.

Oh, buggernuggets, can't find the caption.

Let's see, ending, ending, ME3... ah, here we go:

Lear said:
Shepard uses the power of disco to destroy The Reapers, only for a massive army of lolcats to invade from Dimension Z and destroy Earth with their Sooper Walrus Cannon(TM), causing a massive rift in space and time that destroys the SWC(TM), forcing them to engage in a massive battle with the fleet Shepard created during the game, creating a diversion for The RAF to invade through the space/time rift, damaging The Normandy and stealing all of their cupcakes and biscuits. This enrages Garrus, who uses The Normandy's super cannon to destroy The Millenium Falcon, which appeared out of nowhere, only it instead hit The Death Star, which appeared a second later, taking the brunt of the shot and splitting into five.

This causes Napoleon to engage in a final battle with his heroes, Hannibal and Alexander The Great, for control of Proxima Centauri, which has a planet with massive quantites of Iytuives ore, which contains Element -1 and Element 578. The confusion and massive destruction and loss awakens LazerBear, who had been hibernating in Canada for a hundred years (Canada survivng the destruction of Earth alongside Europe and Singapore, since they are all awesome), who promptly uses his patented Lazer(TM) to destroy the lolcat fleet and defeat Hannibal, allowing Alexander The Great to outflank Napoleon, saving the galaxy from the effects of failed invasions of Russia.

Shepard's fleet, with barely any ships left, rounds up all the sentient beings of the galaxy, stores away the last bits of Earth left, and follows LazerBear's lead to the Galaxy M-7868582478572875875 to start anew. The Milky Way begins to merge with Andromeda as the newly cristened Ark Fleet escapes.

Credits roll, and then this video plays:

<youtube=lgI2ZQVyrBo>
I love your name, are you, by any chance, a fan of Christopher Moore?
themutantlizard said:
Shepard saves the galaxy and everyone has a massive party at the citadel set to the hamsterdance song with beer, and strippers. and the entire cast takes a bow.
Another option, to karmically balance my very depressing first draft:
Take the idea of the quote above to eleven:
Everyone just has a MASSIVE orgy instead of a final fight.
Everyone just strips naked and gets on a huge heap and the reapers join in, corpulating with each other and, for the japanese release, sending out tentacles into the heap of naked beings of every gender and race and species.
Nothing but a giant orgy, flesh rubbing against flesh, rubbing against mechanics.
And this goes on for about 90 minutes straight.
90 minutes of massive space-orgying.
Yep.
Cue credits.
 

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Not my creation but I totally would play the shit out of mass effect 3 time and time again if this was the ending.
 

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Cpu46 said:
Not my creation but I totally would play the shit out of mass effect 3 time and time again if this was the ending.
Everything about that picture is just so perfect, and I agree in every way possible with it.
 

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Sheppard gets into a fist fight with Harbinger on to of the Citadel. I'd play that. Sure it would make no since, but still it would be awesome.
Cpu46 said:
Not my creation but I totally would play the shit out of mass effect 3 time and time again if this was the ending.
or this. This would also work.
 

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Jason Rayes said:
Bara_no_Hime said:
I was running a table top version of Mass Effect..
Doing it as PnP is different, what system did you use?
Pathfinder RPG.

I rearranged some class features and cut up some spell lists to create Mass Effect-esque combat.

Adepts were Sorcerers with a gravity and CMD focused spell list.
Infiltrators were Rogues (sneak attack) with a Ranger spell list (for invisibility).

Stuff like that.

Husks (and other Reaper minions) were undead, Synthetics were constructs, etc.

Edit: Oh, and I'm not the only person to do a PnP version of Mass Effect. I've seen others that tried to stick closer to the mechanics of the games. Me, I preferred to go with a system already well play-tested.
 

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Cut the Daniel wannabe out of the one we got and go straight to destroy. Or everyone dies if you have low EMS.

White_Lama said:
My ending:

Same as the one Bioware had. Nothing wrong with it. People are just whiny.

Well people are just whiny. But there is a lot wrong with it.
 

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I'm just going to quote a post of mine from a previous thread here:

V da Mighty Taco said:
In that case...

Shepard calls in Applejack (yes, THAT Applejack) and while he beats the everloving shit out of the starchild Applejack goes back to Earth and singlehoofedly kills off the entire Reaper army with nothing but her cowgirl hat, a Cerebral Bore, and a throwing knife. Afterwards, Mehrunes Dagon goes back to Oblivion and everyone lives happily ever after. Also, we get a glimpse of Tali playing Half-Life 3 after the closing credits.

(Btw I don't play Mass Effect, but couldn't resist doing this :p)
 

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Devoneaux said:
The Magic Mcguffin is a lazy plot device used by third rate writers who don't know how to dig themselves out of a hole they dug into.
And as mentioned, a McGuffin is something which creates motivation on the part of characters without affecting the plot.

Take a story about a group of thieves trying to break into a vault and steal a statue. The statue is likely to be inconsequential to the plot itself, it's not particularly important that it's a statue as opposed to a gold bar or a pile of money. All that is important about it is that the characters all want it and that desire drives the plot. The statue in that scenario is the McGuffin.

The crucible is not just something the characters want. It ends up being integral to deciding the outcome of the plot. It is therefore not a McGuffin, it's a plot device.

Also, Alfred Hitchcock was not a third rate writer.

Devoneaux said:
See where Lord of the Rings differed from this turd is that the Mcguffin in question was the focus of the entire journey.
Right, just like a way to defeat the Reapers was the focus of the entire journey of Commander Shepard. The fact that it was left blank what it actually was does not excuse the fact that you should have seen it coming a mile off.

..and it was always going to be a plot device. Fuck, as I already said it did come down to a plot device at the end of Mass Effect, and I didn't see anyone complaining about how contrived and bullshitty that was despite the fact that it was never once explained or even mentioned at any other point in the game.

And why does it matter how early in the story the one ring is introduced? It's a completely arbitrary plot device, it's never explained to us how it works or why it's so important. It is, in that sense, more contrived than either the crucible or the catalyst, both of which at least have an explanation (incomplete as it is) for what they are and why they do what they do.

Note that I didn't actually find the one ring terribly objectionable either because, like the crucible, it has a symbolic importance which goes beyond the immediate narrative. There's really nothing wrong with plot devices.