Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[esperandote]

I wanna be the guy... who you spend the night with.
You give me 1UP.
Wanna perform the konami code? (lame)

 

[Space Cowgirl]

"Would you like your Bayonetta explore my Dark Void?" ...Gah, that was terrible.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Slap my ball with your paddle (because my wife was thinking retro)

 

[Ghonzor]

Do you want to play twing-twang?

/win

 

[Prof.Wood]

Can I no-clip through you?

I need to stop now

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[esperandote]

I'll let you play with my MGS1

 

[FactualSquirrel]

"Snake... Snake, What's Going on? Snake? Snaaake!"

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

No Snake, you can't do that. You'll create a time paradox!On subject, "Please, let me use you as a constructive outlet." (See Assassin'S Creed 2.)

That line suprised me so much, and my dad walked in just as it was saying it.

Walked right out again...

 

[Sosa Star]

LFM (Looking for more - if you don't play MMOs)

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

DELETED

 

[Rhade]

*unzips pants*

Going into "All range" mode! Don't worry; this baby can take temperatures over 9000 degrees!

Oh yeah, you gotta put the link for that one. It was hilarious.

Because you asked:


I tried to add the later-point-start tag to it but it doesn't seem to take. Jump to 5:56.

 

[hazabaza1]

Looking for group!

 

[h3lblad3]

I'd put my dwarf in her well.

 

[Baconmonster723]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

 

[Jhammer]

I'd drive her uncanny valley to mode seven and back using my Blast Processing to get my RAM on her Rom. I'm doing my best but I don't think I got it quite spot on.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

God, I love Garrus.

 

[Ren3004]

touche my good sir. personally I'm too busy finding those damn sonic emitters when I'm in a crack house to care for the other decorations. (bonus points to everyone who gets the reference)

Condemned 2?

OT: 'Wiggling the Joystick' is a good one. Also, the thousands of jokes that can be made at the expense of force feedback.

 

[Ryank1908]

Here's an internet flash video reference:

"Take 5 dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, stir the FUCK out of 'em, and what do ya get?"

"PENIIIIIIIIIS!"
Anyone that gets that reference needs a hug.

"WTB +4 stiffness on [Sword of Meat]".

 

[Baconmonster723]

You know me, I like to savour the last round before ejecting my heat sink...

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible...

God, I love Garrus.

Me too man... no homo... ahhh hell who am I kidding