Creative Achievement

[Berethond]

Lucky Seven
Had seven girlfriends before turning 20.

Not Medically Possible
Had chicken pocks twice.

Ohhhhhhh snaps.
Get SERVED [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.70285?page=1] by someone much wiser.

Like I said, a year or more behind - that thread's from 2008. How can I get served if I already agreed?

The last post was on March first 2009.

Less than a year. AND that thread had cool pictures.

 

[Silva]

Can Has-No!
You grew out of 4chan memes at a respectable age.

 

[ae86gamer]

Hope its ok but I used the achievement generator.

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[Silva]

That's fine, ae86gamer. Use it or not as you like. That makes the thread better.

Call The Dentist, He's On 911
You fell onto the concrete face first.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Music hates you. 30g

Have three music videos deleted by WMG in a single hour.

 

[NeoAC]

Soul Crusher: 1G
Work for more than 6 months at a job you dislike.

Build the pyramid: 10G
Eat from all 6 different snack food groups (Salty, Chocolatey, Fruity, Sweet Beverage, Crunchy, Pizza) in one hour

 

[Silva]

Smoke Ridden Armchair
Study Arts at any university.

Glad I'm Not You
Come last in at least five races in any sports carnival.

 

[Sporky111]

Pure of mind - 20G
You don't even know what 4chan is

Woozy - 10G
Got drunk before you were legal age (Not really me)

Head in the Clouds - 10G
You got confused on whether you were dreaming or in real life

One step forward, two steps back - 5G
On your 16th birthday you got your license, got a speeding ticket, and damaged your car (Not really me)

Resilient - 250G
You lived to be 100

 

[Berethond]

Head in the Clouds - 10G
You got confused on whether you were dreaming or in real life

I so do this all the time.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Respawn: 500g
You died, and then you came back to life. Congratulations.

Suicide: 50g
You took your own life. Epic Fail.

Two-in-One: 100g
You get married. Mazel Tov.

Two Partners are Better Than One: 300g
You were involved in a threesome... Lucky bastard.

Like a One-Dollar Bill: 50g
You are an established Heterosexual.

Double Your Odds: 50g
You are an established Bisexual.

Straight as a Ball: 50g
You are an established Homosexual.

 

[NeoAC]

Suicide: 50g
You took your own life. Epic Fail.

An hero is you! 100g
You took your own life over something extremely stupid.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`l whine if I want to-50g
created a blog and use it for nothing but bitching about your problems.

 

[LostNightRecon]

Zombies? - 10g
Work at a graveyard and carry weapons

Why did you do that? - 10g
eat your mother's lunch for work and not know it.

WTF? - 5g
listen to peer pressure then get ignored.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Forum Addict- 25g
You spent over two hours on a forum today. Yay for you.

Escapist- 25g
You spent over two hours playing video games today. Shouldn't you try going outside?

The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life- 25g
Entered college.

Dropout- 10g
Dropped out of college.

Educational Failure- 5g
Was kicked out of college.

Those Who Can, Do- 10g
Acquired a job. Welcome to two more years of torment.

Those Who Can't, Teach- 10g
Became a teacher. Well, it's a noble profession, right?

Those Who Can't Teach- 5g
Became a gym teacher. Oh, the humanity.



Note that these are all intended to me tongue-in-cheek.

 

[Silva]

Repetitive Strain Injury
Write a book.

Step Into The Light
Publish a book you wrote.

Time Is On Your Side
Write five books

Shine Brighter
Publish five books

Team Of Trained Monkeys
Write ten books

Contribution To Literature
Publish ten books