Creative zombie killer

[Jay D Gee]

Very simple game with very simple instructions.

write down the most creative way you can think of to kill a zombie and try to be more creative than the person above you.

I'll start off with ...

Leave zombie in a city with 4 human survivors.

 

[freebiewitz]

Stealling several diamonds using a getaway van, several goons and a tommy gun, baseball bats and eight bombs. Then using those diamonds I activate a giant laser built from stealing several other scientific parts using once again goons with basball bats and bombs, all of which wear masks that resemble my disfigured face which was disfigured becuase of a certain well wisher that would foil my plans over and over again. Then he would come to stop the giant laser aimed at the moon in which case I would capture him and put him on a conveyer belt which would slowly drop him into a cage full of zombies that used to be the scientists that I had kidnapped to built the laser. After which he would break out using the help of the zombies. I would then activate the laser and start shooting the hero but miss killing all of my minions, Then the zombies, then my secret underground facility would crumble killing even more minions and zombies that had gotten loose from the cells. Then the hero would hit me once and drop me into jail.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Add a little irony. Eat THEIR brains!! Though, good hand to hand, self defense skills, cunning, a taste for rotten human flesh, a love of cannabalism. Though you may get infected.

 

[SnowCold]

get a laser-sighted sniper rifel, a magnifing glass, put it on the laser part, get into a big building with alot of small windows, and burns some zombies!

 

[Captain Wes]

Leave zombie in a city with 4 human survivors.

Huh?

Anyway, Make them look at 4chan (If you can think of any easier way to destroy the brain I'd like to hear it)

 

[FireFly90]

The Skuller:

Whats the best way to kill a zombie? Take out the head.

Make sure you get it right with the Skuller. This pattented melee weapon grabs the head of the zombie and litteraly crushes it with its fast action neumatic pistons.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

About 4 minutes in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJwPJ3iDrig

if not

Go the Fido route and make them servants

Huh?

Anyway, Make them look at 4chan (If you can think of any easier way to destroy the brain I'd like to hear it)

I don't think 4chan would have much effect on them. It was a good idea, but, were talking about people who've ALREADY became mindless zombies

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Put super glue on large slabs of meat and put them in front of you. When the zombie picks them up, it's hands will be useless! Now is the time to use your Blender-to-face action!

 

[shansta619]

capture 2, strap meat to both of there bodies, put in cage and watch them tear each other apart. gets rid of 2 and is entertaining, maybe even lead to a gambling ring

 

[Copter400]

Glue flails to their hands and stick them in a cage. Hilarity ensures.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Lock them in a room with jack thompson.
Not only will we get rid of thompson, the zombies will STARVE(or brains will explode from thompsons ranting)

 

[Berethond]

A blunt Scottish Claymore to the head until it pops like a ripe tomato.

 

[FengharTheNord]

A GIAAAAANT Magnifying lens shining a highly focused sun beam right at his filthy little zombie head. Smells like meat!