Criminal scum!

[Rainforce]

I accidently pushed a flower pot off a table and tried to put it back on it.

That really happened. Far too often actually.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I stole a paintbrush.

So I stole more, and made a ladder out of them (they hover you know!) to escape trouble.

 

[dark-amon]

I made an yo mamma-joke to an old geezer. Turns out his mom had been dead for 30 years.

 

[bfgmetalhead]

I stepped on the king of the world's prised microbe

 

[silver wolf009]

Picked up an apple that my friend bought and put it back on the table after it fell.

Me: "Here you go buddy"
Friend: "Thank-"
*Door explodes*
The entire imperial army and navy as well as some elite dragon riding units: [HEADING=1]"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!!"[/HEADING]

 

[TheTygerfire]

I bought The Sacrifice for Left 4 Dead 2, and not the original. :O

 

[Wintermoot]

mooned somebody or streaked WOOHOO!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

When I was a little kid, I stole a Pokemon card laying on a table at Canadian Tire's waiting room.

 

[Revenge Revisited]

I ate the last slice of pie.

 

[clockout]

Public urination.

 

[Kingsman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDjvWMlh_VA

In so many words.

 

[w1ndscar]

I killed a man... over salt... it was worth it.

 

[jobobob]

I walked my dog without a leash once.

 

[Kouen]

I Didnt put the can in the trash when told too

 

[MassiveGeek]

I smashed a lamp with a rock - and the principal of my school saw it.

Awkward.

 

[Baldry]

I...I...tripped over my shoelace...because...I HADN'T TIED MY SHOES!

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

I touched someones glass while trying to start a conversation. I hate when that happens.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I was fishing from the back of a giraffe.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I accidentally a giant crate.

Problem, Imperial Guard?

 

[rekabdarb]

Smoked pot...

What?

if you don't understand this, it's because your not in santa cruz or have been santa cru