Criminal

[BGH122]

You have to commit a crime, or multiple crimes, upon the avatar of the poster above you. Any crime, be inventive.

Since there's no-one above me, my crime will be self-inflicted. I shave off all my fur, steal my own suit and throw myself down a quarry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will kill the evil bear for a just cause.

 

[JoJo]

I will drill whatever the hell that thing is into a wall through his body, that'll wipe the creepy smile of his right off his face.