Cringe!!!

[Disaster Button]

OT: Oh I do that daydreaming thing too, I get totally wrapped up in it.

When I tried to kiss my first girlfiened at age 12 or so I ended up getting so nervous I ended up headbutting her. It wasn't the smoothest thing I've ever done, especially because the majority of my year was gathered around us, for some reason.

 

[matnatz]

Ok, so I take the train to work and home.

Hey Rompsku, this is very off-topic, but could you tell me just a little bit about living in South Africa? I've heard that crime is extremely high there. What part of South Africa do you live in?

 

[HollywoodH17]

I burped at a customer on the phone at work yesterday.

 

[rokkolpo]

OT: Oh I do that daydreaming thing too, I get totally wrapped up in it.

When I tried to kiss my first girlfiened at age 12 or so I ended up getting so nervous I ended up headbutting her. It wasn't the smoothest thing I've ever done, especially because the majority of my year was gathered around us, for some reason.

that's just hilarious.

it must have been terrible for you.

 

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OT: Oh I do that daydreaming thing too, I get totally wrapped up in it.

When I tried to kiss my first girlfiened at age 12 or so I ended up getting so nervous I ended up headbutting her. It wasn't the smoothest thing I've ever done, especially because the majority of my year was gathered around us, for some reason.

that's just hilarious.

it must have been terrible for you.

Yeah it got a little annoying when I was constantly reminded for like 3 years afterwards.

 

[orangebandguy]

I was complaining about this person once, and I shouted 'Oh for Fuck sake!' about them and they were right behind me.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

it involved facebook, pot and a girl
nuf said

 

[Soxafloppin]

I fell, going up the stairs.

 

[Video Gone]

OT: Oh I do that daydreaming thing too, I get totally wrapped up in it.

When I tried to kiss my first girlfiened at age 12 or so I ended up getting so nervous I ended up headbutting her. It wasn't the smoothest thing I've ever done, especially because the majority of my year was gathered around us, for some reason.

Smoooooooth. Like a cappuciiiiinoooo.
Also, EMBARASSING. I'm assuming that didn't work out.

Once, I accidentally punched a girl I liked.

It didn't work out.

I can't imagine why. Well, it wasn't your fault. But... how did you accidentally punch her?

I fell, going up the stairs.

Shit happens.

Oh, and OP:
You mean like a mocking, cruel grin, or... a particular other grin?

 

[rompsku]

Ok, so I take the train to work and home.

Hey Rompsku, this is very off-topic, but could you tell me just a little bit about living in South Africa? I've heard that crime is extremely high there. What part of South Africa do you live in?

It's hot. and the chicks are even hotter. Lol. I live in Cape Town. Which is a very chilled, surfer's paradise kind of place. Awesome night life. Crime is extremely rampant in some of the townships and when walking around some of the clubbing areas late at night. But I've only ever been mugged twice. Once on the train and once at a skatepark. Other than that, I can't complain. Our government sucks though. Corrupt to the bone.

 

[Fappy]

Once, I accidentally punched a girl I liked.

It didn't work out.

Not a keeper if she couldn't take the preview for her future anyway.

 

[Omikron009]

Ok, so I take the train to work and home.

I daydream a lot. And it can go on for ages and I generally stare at one spot and blink once every minute or so. So it looks like I'm pretty much in a trance while I'm daydreaming.

I was in one of these deep trance like states, day dreaming about my car something for a good 10 minutes. It was only when the train stopped at a station and I snapped out of my trance that I realized I was staring at some guy's crotch for 10 minutes barely blinking.

He looked back at me with the creepiest little grin. I got off at that station and walked the to the next station. About 10kms.

What's your most embarrassing/cringe worthy moments?

I stare into space all the time, and in drama class I once came out of a space staring coma only to find I'd been looking straight at this one girl for about 15 minutes, and she was kind of creeped out.

 

[ffxfriek]

I walked in on my mom changing one time.

Wasn't the best sight in the world.

havent we all at one point or another?

 

[WolfThomas]

Was at a restaurant, this pretty girl gave me a big smile while collecting my plates, it turned into a grimace and I realised I had picked up a piece of salad that had fallen on my pants and eaten it (all subconsciously too). Good thing I was amazingly tired that I only realised till moments after she left and didn't go red.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Ok, so I take the train to work and home.

I daydream a lot. And it can go on for ages and I generally stare at one spot and blink once every minute or so. So it looks like I'm pretty much in a trance while I'm daydreaming.

I was in one of these deep trance like states, day dreaming about my car something for a good 10 minutes. It was only when the train stopped at a station and I snapped out of my trance that I realized I was staring at some guy's crotch for 10 minutes barely blinking.

He looked back at me with the creepiest little grin. I got off at that station and walked the to the next station. About 10kms.

What's your most embarrassing/cringe worthy moments?

Try this:

I get the same trance like states often and within two weeks of starting high school i was sitting beside my mate admiring the art around the room. After a few moments i heard a droning voice in my ear and a pushing sensation on my arm. When i tured, my mate was telling me that two girls sitting opposite were asking me something. I looked over and they were like "do you fany us or something? You keep staring at us"... They wouldn't stop. I had actually been looking over their shoulders at a large painting, they didn't believe me so continued saying i fancied them.
As we left the building for lessons they were telling their mates so eventually i turned and said "If i said i fancied you would it shut you up?!" Meaning to me, since saying "no i don't fancy you and wasn't even looking at you" didn't work, maybe if i gave them what they wanted they would leave me alone. Advice, never say that infront of 100 students going for lessons. Everyone seemed to freeze and turn towards me...

From that day forward i was called a dyke and my high school days were fucked. I also lost friends because of it... Funny, now that im engaged TO A GUY!, i would love to see half the faces of the people who used to call me that just so i can laugh at them. Also i happen to know that two of the "lesbian haters" now seem to be lesbian/bi themselves.

 

[Gorrister]

I heard my sister and her boyfriend having rampant animal sex once. Needless to say, I was not impressed.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am too busy being entirely in my own head to ever notice when I've done anything potentially awkward or embarrassing.

My friend, however, fainted during sex ed, just as the teacher said "clitoris".
The real reason he fainted was because of the heat, but the coincidence was too juicy to ever let him live it down.
He still blushes bright crimson whenever anyone mentions fainting or girlparts.

 

[x0ny]

Back when I was working at a McDonalds, a customer asked for a sundae, then my mind went blank and forgot what flavour of sundaes we had, there were only two ffs. We ended up staring at each other for about 6 seconds in slience, until it finally hit me.