Critical Miss: #14

[Onyx Oblivion]

Not as bad as the NSMB Wii co-op.

Let's bounce off each other!

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Luckily my girlfriend is hot AND loves games. Yay for me?

Aye.

And that's a reason I don't play co-op (not your girlfriend. the comic). Except when I do, because it can be massively fun as long as you don't act like some bitchy elitist douchebag.

 

[Skarvig]

I have psychic powers, I can foresee the next comic.
It's about ... Halo.

 

[Cliffie]

hahaha... but yeah, Yoshi is NOT a fucking dragon!

 

[Renwold]

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Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

wait they aren't? i mean like, i know they're not exactly turtles but like they're like......turtle......thingies........right?

Yeah. They're definitely turtles.

Signed, dated, passed into law.

 

[The Random One]

Yet another relationship destroyed... by GAMING. How much longer will we allow that insidious evil to crawl into our lives?

 

[Queen Michael]

Ignorant shrew? You're SO right. Not knowing what Yoshi is, jeez...

 

[Shadeovblack]

That man is sad and pathetic.


poor guy

 

[HK_01]

Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

How's a Koopa not a turtle?

And Yoshi is obviously a...thing.

 

[felixader]

I think the real problem here lies with the gamer.

Just A BIT more patience and there would be no problem.
And why the hell does it matter what she calls it?
She wants to play with you!
Small steps people, small steps!

Besides that i found the humor a bit lacking in this comic. ^.^

And why does this "at work"-ark suddenly stop? X-P

And where is the critical miss?
Isn't that comic named that way cause of her?

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Ahh was beaten to it. Kudos on the Streetlight reference.

I call Yoshi a frog just to spite people.

 

[Tinneh]

Not as bad as the NSMB Wii co-op.

Let's bounce off each other!

Yeah, who the Hell thought that letting the players fuck each other up was a good idea?

 

[Tinneh]

I think the real problem here lies with the gamer.

Just A BIT more patience and there would be no problem.
And why the hell does it matter what she calls it?
She wants to play with you!
Small steps people, small steps!

Besides that i found the humor a bit lacking in this comic. ^.^

And why does this "at work"-ark suddenly stop? X-P

And where is the critical miss?
Isn't that comic named that way cause of her?

Every webcomic has their "gag comics" that often have nothing to do with the story, kind of what CAD used to do when it was still readable.

Ahh was beaten to it. Kudos on the Streetlight reference.

I call Yoshi a frog just to spite people.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU! HE IS NOT A FROG!

 

[pumasuit]

another excellent strip. very well made!

 

[Kiithid]

Luckily my girlfriend is hot AND loves games. Yay for me?

Indeed.

Very much indeed, we should make a group and laugh at the mortals without a significant other that's not hot and a gamer.

 

[For.I.Am.Mad]

Ain't it the truth. He's right though, Yoshi's not a dragon. I still remember in elementary school when this girl called a koopa a turtle. GAAGHHHH, it's so obviously not a turtle.

How's a Koopa not a turtle?

And Yoshi is obviously a...thing.

Cuz, like, they're in another dimension or something, OK? It's not fugging turtle, dammit.

 

[Dectilon]

I think it's quite obvious that Yoshi is a horse. A green horse with tongue gigantism.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I thought the Line was "That's no dinosaur, that's a genius!"

 

[Bevvie]

YES IT IS [ Troll ]

Either way, this was a comic totally dedicated to a raging gamer over the ignorance with 'non-gamers', so I think.

Actually it has a little bit to do with me killing him inadvertently several times by waving the wiimote around like a person who's just caught fire. Whether I do this to spite him purposely or not is a secret. I just like to collect everything.

 

[coldfrog]

I think the real problem here lies with the gamer.
And why does this "at work"-ark suddenly stop? X-P

And where is the critical miss?
Isn't that comic named that way cause of her?

Yeah, I was kinda wondering about this. Focusing on side characters is cool in a good comic, but this one kinda jumped from a slowly building arc to a totally ancillary anecdote with people as of yet unknown. Since no names are used or anything, I'm guessing these characters are throwaways that won't be around later either, though it's possible.

On the plus side, it's still a good strip and I love the goomba with the bite out of it. What IS that thing anyway? a walking mushroom? who can say?