Critical Miss: Die Nyankatze

Zyxzy

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Oh that's kinda cruel and I kinda hope that's the explanation she actually uses.

The Rogue Wolf said:
Proof that Erin Stout exists to destroy hope and dreams.
Shirokurou said:
Somebody should make a 99 baloons reference to this...
World War II era vintage plane
Heading forth to bring the pain
Piloted by two old men
Who've never heard of Captain Kirk

With orders to exterminate,
Eviscerate and desecrate
The stupid memes we love to hate
As Nyan Cat plunges into the strait
Ah, that's a good one.
 

Xan Krieger

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Grey Carter said:
Somethingfake said:
I guess even dive bombers want to get an air kill credit to their name.
Messers are single pilot aircraft, it wouldn't have given me the opportunity to add the random German dialogue. That, and I can add all the people smugly pointing out the Stuka was a bomber to my list.
So instead of the 109 or JU-87 you could've just gone with with a Bf 110, a heavy fighter later redesignated a night-fighter. Also what list did I just get added to?
 

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What you have witnessed is the circle of life. The Ju 87R of the damned is a cursed Nazi warplane forced to circle the world forever in order to repent for the bombing of the Coventry Cathedral during the second world war. It flies around causing freak, unexplained aerial disasters and seems to favour the Bermuda triangle.

When encountering the legendary Nyan Cat the Stuka of the Damned will attack without mercy but fear not. The Nyan cat will rise from the ashes in a breakfast cafe in rural America and will nyan again.

So remember friends, next time you look out your window while flying commercially pray you don't see a rainbow. The sinister Stuka may make you its next victim.
 
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Wait, why is a dive bomber dogfighting anything? I'm no aeronautics expert, but the only German plane I can think of that looked like that was the Ju 87.

EDIT: Alrighty, author lady. Don't add me to your list. I wasn't being smug.


Amaror said:
haha funny.
I am German and i only realized that the pilots speaking german was odd, being on the escapist, when i read that they were nazis ^^

dmcc85 said:
why does it have to be germans ?
that's racist!
They're Nazis.
I am German and i find it more offensive, that you stated using Nazis would be racist towards germans. Nazis are not exclussively German (for example Falco, but, Hell, even Hitler was no German).
I don't think it's racist to use Nazis as an enemy. They were incredible bad people (The Leaders at last)






I didn't know he was a Nazi! That puts Starfox into a whole new light for me.
 

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Dein Glück
ist nicht mein Glück
ist mein Unglück

So sayeth the Nyancat, never look at refracted light the same way...
 

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I think the Nazis were enroute to bomb a lollipop factory in the city, but the smoke from the bombing would have ruined their pretty rainbow so they changed their mind.
 

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Huh. I never knew. That's actually kinda surprising. The part about Germans still flying old planes specifically for the job of shooting rainbows out of the sky for all the little kids to smile at, I mean.

Is it in the job descriptions that you have to speak German while in the plane?
 

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KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life said:
Wait, why is a dive bomber dogfighting anything? I'm no aeronautics expert, but the only German plane I can think of that looked like that was the Ju 87.

EDIT: Alrighty, author lady. Don't add me to your list. I wasn't being smug.





I didn't know he was a Nazi! That puts Starfox into a whole new light for me.
Haha, thats a good one^^

But jokes aside, you know who i mean don't you?
 

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just as I finished reading this webcomic, I was called outside to witness a rainbow over the town.

Hats off to you Luftwaffe, you did something beautiful.