Critical Miss: Die Nyankatze

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What you have witnessed is the circle of life. The Ju 87R of the damned is a cursed Nazi warplane forced to circle the world forever in order to repent for the bombing of the Coventry Cathedral during the second world war. It flies around causing freak, unexplained aerial disasters and seems to favour the Bermuda triangle.

When encountering the legendary Nyan Cat the Stuka of the Damned will attack without mercy but fear not. The Nyan cat will rise from the ashes in a breakfast cafe in rural America and will nyan again.

So remember friends, next time you look out your window while flying commercially pray you don't see a rainbow. The sinister Stuka may make you its next victim.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Wait, why is a dive bomber dogfighting anything? I'm no aeronautics expert, but the only German plane I can think of that looked like that was the Ju 87.

EDIT: Alrighty, author lady. Don't add me to your list. I wasn't being smug.

haha funny.
I am German and i only realized that the pilots speaking german was odd, being on the escapist, when i read that they were nazis ^^

why does it have to be germans ?
that's racist!

They're Nazis.
I am German and i find it more offensive, that you stated using Nazis would be racist towards germans. Nazis are not exclussively German (for example Falco, but, Hell, even Hitler was no German).
I don't think it's racist to use Nazis as an enemy. They were incredible bad people (The Leaders at last)

I didn't know he was a Nazi! That puts Starfox into a whole new light for me.

 

[CK76]

Dein Glück
ist nicht mein Glück
ist mein Unglück

So sayeth the Nyancat, never look at refracted light the same way...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Props to that Ju-87G. Love that stupid tank-busting dive bomber, though I'd suggest a "C'THACK" for the onomatopoeias.

 

[Bostur]

I think the Nazis were enroute to bomb a lollipop factory in the city, but the smoke from the bombing would have ruined their pretty rainbow so they changed their mind.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Huh. I never knew. That's actually kinda surprising. The part about Germans still flying old planes specifically for the job of shooting rainbows out of the sky for all the little kids to smile at, I mean.

Is it in the job descriptions that you have to speak German while in the plane?

 

[Lord-Ling]

GENIUS, PURE GENIUS.

 

[Amaror]

Wait, why is a dive bomber dogfighting anything? I'm no aeronautics expert, but the only German plane I can think of that looked like that was the Ju 87.

EDIT: Alrighty, author lady. Don't add me to your list. I wasn't being smug.

I didn't know he was a Nazi! That puts Starfox into a whole new light for me.

Haha, thats a good one^^

But jokes aside, you know who i mean don't you?

 

[h34rt5fc]

Does no-one get the Rammstein song references? Good German Industrial metal.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

I thought it was Rainbow Dash Sonic Rainbooming?
At least that theory is less depressing

 

[Me55enger]

just as I finished reading this webcomic, I was called outside to witness a rainbow over the town.

Hats off to you Luftwaffe, you did something beautiful.

 

[imnot]

Coming soon.

Microsoft combat flight simulator
NYAN EDITION

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Nyancat!

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Solo-Wing]

Nyan Cat... Dead?

 

[mew4ever23]

Every time you see a rainbow, a Nyan cat gets shot down. Nice.

 

[Anaphyis]

Ahahaha, no.

 

[Skeleon]

Why did they yell "raus"? Makes no sense in that context. I'm guessing you used a literal translation. What were you trying to have them yell?

 

[Sylocat]

Eh, don't worry... given the number of rainbows there are, I'm assuming Nyan Cat gets right back up again.

 

[dmcc85]

la chat de nyan

or is it "le"?

 

[Bevvie]

EDIT: Alrighty, author lady. Don't add me to your list. I wasn't being smug.

I think "he" might add you to a list just for that one by itself.