Critical Miss: Mass Effect 3

[Kargathia]

It does make you wonder though... if Bioware would make the next CoD, would you spend half the game on guard duty outside the mess hall?

And hey, at least you don't have to talk to the plant - that'd be both boring, and embarrassing.

 

[Lord Krunk]

I am very frond of this thread.

 

[Souplex]

I really liked the Mako.
It was awesome. You had a rover tank and went around on planets wrecking things up.
And then because a handful of people complained they scrapped it.
Jerks.

 

[CleverCover]

Can they just bring back the Mako instead? I liked it a hell of a lot more than the system they placed in ME2 and I despised missions with the hammerhead.

Although that is a very cute plant....

 

[The Globalizer]

Hilarious comic, but you made one mistake -- femShep is properly shown from behind.

I guess that makes the gamer a meta-Schrodinger.

 

[Alien Mole]

This topic may need some pruning. There's so apollenly many puns I almost soiled myself.

Also the comic was hilarious

 

[Triality]

Mining could have easily been made fun with random slaver, Batarian, pirate, merc space combat encounters. Joker does the piloting ala-starfox-style corridor battles, and any repairs needed can be fixed by using some minerals. Bam! I just made mining fun and I'm not on Bioware's payroll... which reminds me, Bioware, put me on your payroll.

 

[Neferius]

"Eh... still beats scaning for minerals." --Also beats playing slots for cash

So I guess you could say...

...they should take a leaf out of your book.

Ugh. Beyond be-leaf.

At least they twigged it though, that must have been a tree-t.

Yeah, atleast they're branching out.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

 

[thisguyfromthere]

I think I might be going to hell for laughing at all these terrible puns...

It just never ends. One lame pun is cringe-worthy, but so many of them from so many users? It just kind of builds up. Maybe I'm just barking up the wrong...

Nope. Not gonna do it.

 

[littlerudi08107]

Exactly why I hate the Mass Effect series

 

[Azaraxzealot]

That would be pretty amusing, collect minerals and upgrades by watering a plant.

FarmEffect

I see what you did there. For sixteen hours.

The problem with Mass Effect 2 is rooted in boredom

Please pardon my intrusion, sir, but you seem to have forgotten to put your sunglasses on.

his avatar has them.
on another note...

 

[otakon17]

How about this. Make it so you don't have to find the upgrade, then pay a ludicrous sum of minerals just to implement it. I don't care if it covers the whole squad or one guy, if it costs 50K credits or 25K resources, a 10 percent boost ISN'T WORTH IT! That and leveling at the END of a mission were the only things I really abhorred in ME2. Top gun in 1 was a HUGE effective increase. In 2, you get like a 70% boost on some weapons if you played right, and a measly 15% from your armor with items that boost the same thing. Anyway, I liked the Mako better, at least then you could cruise around. And hope a Thresher didn't pop up and one shot you...