Critical Miss: Modern Warfare 3

[geizr]

I can't begin to tell you how many times, in PvP situations, I've had to deal with being teamed with some trolling ass-munch troglodyte who thinks he is so pro and superior to everyone else but, in reality, is the biggest fuck-up on the field. The score-card at the end usually tells the story quite clearly when you see him sitting near dead last across the board in contributions(if you're busy typing, you ain't fighting).

I know not everyone has the same level of skill, and I accept that. I'm only, at best, an average PvPer, myself. But I can't stand those people who come in thinking they are flawless, when they are really screwing up left and right just like the rest of us, and start bad-mouthing everyone else for mistakes.

 

[Irridium]

You'd think that after making billions of this franchise they'd be able to afford some decent servers.

 

[kebab4you]

You'd think that after making billions of this franchise they'd be able to afford some decent servers.

Rehashing old code isn't exactly making a new game ):

 

[Treblaine]

Got to Open up your NAT.

Try port forwarding... or get the game on PC and use dedicated servers.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

Good thing you didn't shoot that box of narwhals.

That would have been messy.

 

[Frostbite3789]

You'd think that after making billions of this franchise they'd be able to afford some decent servers.

But then how could they afford to fill their company pools with the tears of angels and precious metals and gems? HOW?!

 

[Tiger Sora]

I've totally seen the opposite as well playing Black Ops. Where your gun is right on them theirs is flying 2 feet to the right facing an entirely different direction. And a bullet blowing my skull into a bowl full of bloody jello.

Damn my enemies, n' their magic bullets.

I'm getting MW3 for Christmas.

Great comic though.

 

[Retardinator]

You'd think that after making billions of this franchise they'd be able to afford some decent servers.

Rehashing old code isn't exactly making a new game ):

Perhaps, but they still made INFINITE MONEY.
This is actually quite old. It used to happen in Call of Duty 4 as well, but what did you do then? Switch to another server.
MW2 had this problem, as well as Black Ops. And I only played Black Ops MP for 2 hours at most when it was free on Steam.

 

[mysecondlife]

is she using sniper rifle at close range? ..why?

 

[The Wooster]

is she using sniper rifle at close range? ..why?

Because the alternative is trying to club him with the butt of the gun?

 

[mysecondlife]

is she using sniper rifle at close range? ..why?

Because the alternative is trying to club him with the butt of the gun?

I would go for that. But then again, I never played call of duty multiplayer.

 

[RuralGamer]

That is exactly how 90% of the killcams on MW2 looked for me, which is why I stopped playing the series' MP.

What? What is eirstup?!

 

[Draconalis]

Gods... I can relate so hard.

I've got three bars of four bars most of the time, and what this apparently equates too is that I get MAYBE one shot off and then drop... when I damn near emptied the clip on my end.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Of course, Skyrim can be an unforgiving place too, but at least when a giant crushes my skull out of fear that I'm about to molest his mammoths, I can be fairly certain that it's actually my fault for not getting out of the way.

Lies! I was walking down the tundra one day without even my weapon drawn heading to an objective when out of nowhere i hear the thuds of a giant feet, and BLAM! i see my body fly 567389 ft into the air!

Giants will gank you if you walk too close to them >.<

 

[Wolfram23]

This was definitely something that really pissed me off with BlOps. I can't believe people are still buying a game, just for the multiplayer, when it doesn't even have dedicated servers. That's easily one of the most crucial pieces to having a fun, competitive multiplayer environment.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Of course, Skyrim can be an unforgiving place too, but at least when a giant crushes my skull out of fear that I'm about to molest his mammoths, I can be fairly certain that it's actually my fault for not getting out of the way.

Lies! I was walking down the tundra one day without even my weapon drawn heading to an objective when out of nowhere i hear the thuds of a giant feet, and BLAM! i see my body fly 567389 ft into the air!

Giants will gank you if you walk too close to them >.<

I can kill anyone right now with dual-wield swords and level 2 elemental fury shout. Giants, Dragons, Gods... NOTHING SHALL STAND IN MY PATH!

Oh, and when stamina becomes a problem, pull out Volendrung to gain it back. Yeah, that's right - I get more energy by swinging around a legendary freakin' warhammer

Or I would, if my PC hadn't decided to turn into an expensive brick yesterday

damn you've gotten far. I've spent 50+ hours and havent even gone pass speaking to the Greybeards the first time. Nor have i done any of the long quest chains, i.e. thieves guild, dark brotherhood. Im almost 100 in smithing tho. I guess thats what i've been doing all this time XD

 

[The Wooster]

Yeaah . . I find I didn't have as much lag after I installed it to hard drive.
Still some of the kill cams make me wonder big time, I know there's some sort of aim assist but a lot of people don't seem to even get shot in the kill cams. And do bullets pass through walls or something? Because one time a guy was shooting at a window frame and somehow killed me through it despite the fact he couldn't see me at all.

There is some bullet penetration yeah.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The killcam isn't some floating camera that sometimes films footage from funny angles to make you look bad for the lols. It's simply footage from the other guy's TV screen, showing you how you died.

Actually that's where you're wrong. The killcam in MW3 is a notorious liar, as it shows players that are sometimes up to almost a whole second in front of you in time advantage. There are many videos on Youtube that show this.