Critical Miss: Spice Effect

[brunothepig]

Garrus...does a Turian count for a 'mancrush'.

Me and my friend both think so.
This was rather fortuitous timing, I finally started Mass Effect recently. Awesome, just awesome. The comic had me laughing by the third panel. Unfortunately, I tend to be paragon more than renegade.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Loved it. Yes, the commercial is a bit dated, but I don't care. It still made me laugh.

 

[elvor0]

I feel bad that I didn't get it ><
Us Brits don't have the old spice guy, so I was assuming it was a dune thing, was sitting there trying to work it out till I read the comments

 

[beefpelican]

Those calibrations are just a symptom of your relationship issues, Garrus.

 

[Sporky111]

The Galaxy will know me, as Archangel.

Did it seem like in the first panel Garrus had a necktie stuck to his chest?

Yeah, that's what I thought too. A bit of a hiccup in the colouring of that chest section.

 

[The Wooster]

The Galaxy will know me, as Archangel.

Did it seem like in the first panel Garrus had a necktie stuck to his chest?

Yeah, that's what I thought too. A bit of a hiccup in the colouring of that chest section.

Fuck.

That would be my fault. I had to do a quick and nasty recolour of Garrus because Cory had made him blue for some reason. I must have missed that section.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Trying to envisage the dialogue in this comic in the voices of Garrus and Isiah Mustafa at the same time is hard.

But most importantly; What Type of Minerals Were They? >_Q

 

[beema]

Awesome
the final panel just put it over the top
Garrus was always in the middle of some god damned calibrations!
What about ME, Garrus? What about ME!?

 

[Laser Priest]

Paragon Garrus is better.

Just sayin'.

 

[endnuen]

One of the best yet

 

[AbstractStream]

Old Spice jokes are always great. Can't wait to see the storyline (loved these gag comics though).

 

[MaVeN1337]

Ahaha, Gotta love critical miss.

 

[moose_man]

I don't get the transition between the last two panels. I get the old spice joke, and the 'Garrus does nothing but calibrations for the whole game' joke, but...it just went over my head.

He's not on a horse, he's doing calibrations.
BEST YET

 

[Boba Frag]

hahaha! Excellent, guys! One of your finest!

Ahh.... those calibrations... still better than the mining game. Bring back the Mako!

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Calibrations? He's clearly on space-facebook...

 

[R4di4ti0n.]

blue alien penis in second to last frame

 

[Jungy 365]

Garrus is more manly. Because chicks dig scars.

 

[thespianicism]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Thank you so much for this comic.

 

[thespianicism]

Garrus is more manly. Because chicks dig scars.

Mind you, most of those women are Krogan.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Damn i would turn for Garrus <3