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[The Wooster]

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[therandombear]

...so...same applies for Pokemon TCG, Yu-gi-oh, Duel Masters and WoW TC?

Interesting...

 

[Tharwen]

So what does the title mean?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Do you know what this cost me? And not just in Swamps?

So what does the title mean?

I believe it's a mnemonic for "Tap".

 

[DugMachine]

Hilarious as always

 

[Jaebird]

Edit: Derp. The_root_of_all_evil got to it first >_>

Now, speaking for myself, the joke about "bumping uglies" is lost on me.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

My Spellcaster deck for Yu-Gi-Oh! has quite a few female casters. Makes my job easier. But sex with the Dark Magician? Twice? Relinquished? The things I do for my deck.

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I can do that.

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WHY!?! How!?!

 

[Riddle78]

You know what's worse than "Turn Three Darksteel/Blightsteel"? "Turn One Emrakul". Not fun to be on the recieving end of. Or,even worse,"Win before my first turn". There are some absolutely BATSHIT INSANE combos for Magic out there.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Edit: Derp. The_root_of_all_evil got to it first >_>

Now, speaking for myself, the joke about "bumping uglies" is lost on me.

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...

(No joke...that's "bumping uglies")

Or a mummy and a milkman, or a daddy and mummy's sister.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I don't even understand this one

 

[Kopikatsu]

Edit: Derp. The_root_of_all_evil got to it first >_>

Now, speaking for myself, the joke about "bumping uglies" is lost on me.

When you had sex with people in The Witcher, you got cards of them or something.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

I don't even understand this one

You get cards with the women you just had sex with on them in The Witcher. The joke is extending that to how you get cards for TCGs.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Darksteel Colossus, huh?

Fair enough. I hit it with Iona's Judgment. Exile target creature or enchantment.

God I love my Angel deck. Got Akroma, Angel of Wrath, Iona, Shield of Emeria, Reya Dawnbringer, and Baneslayer Angel in there.

 

[Syntax Error]

You can bring out TWO at the same turn with Tooth and Nail.

 

[jp201]

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I thought you were gonna go with Blightsteel Collosus. His infect is deadly

 

[Jaebird]

Edit: Derp. The_root_of_all_evil got to it first >_>

Now, speaking for myself, the joke about "bumping uglies" is lost on me.

When you had sex with people in The Witcher, you got cards of them or something.

Oh, that.

That whole scene went over my head, considering I was thinking about Magic: the Gathering the whole time and not The Witcher. Hell, the guy in the first panel is the main character, and it went over my head.

Derp.

 

[vxicepickxv]

You know what's worse than "Turn Three Darksteel/Blightsteel"? "Turn One Emrakul". Not fun to be on the recieving end of. Or,even worse,"Win before my first turn". There are some absolutely BATSHIT INSANE combos for Magic out there.

And people say that I'd never have any use for dark rituals, elvish spirit guides and eradicates.

 

[obex]

I looked at the first pannle and thought "oh a witcher 2 joke" but then you hit me out of left field with a magic the gathering joke ... well played ... well played

 

[nomad240]

you see that's why I remove those from the battle... fairly simple... and THEN come the rats..... hordes and hordes of rats....


or my angel deck as Magus of the Moat " creatures without flying cannot attack" heh...heh...heh