Critical Miss: The Numbers, Mason

[Canid117]

Let the bodies hit the floor is no longer the fad. Now it is some other song with no lyrics.

 

[Aptspire]

You can't just lie in red. It won't be allowed

 

[wooty]

I agree with all those facts....with exception to the last one, I laugh at your comics weekly. That either means I'm low brow, or I live on the sun.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Your mum plays Black Ops! In Hell!

 

[kaieth]

....I see what you did there, with your jab at Valve.

 

[fanklok]

This comic is [HEADING=2]HILARIOUS[/HEADING] which means that [HEADING=2]THE POPULATION OF THE SUN IS HALF A PERSON[/HEADING]

 

[Nouw]

Very nicely executed, the serious tone about the ridiculous things make it the funny thing it is.

'According to the opposing team, your mum has slept with an average of 23 different men in the past 48 hours' was hilarious!

 

[Hawkeye16]

Yes, 80% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Including that one?

 

[The Random One]

I was going to say that you can add that number to one because this one was pretty funny, but it's not a comic strip so it's still accurate.

Just kidding. Even though Internet MO requires that when I don't like something that is published for free I complain about it endlessly, I choose instead to stop looking at it (so if I didn't like Critical Miss I wouldn't have clicked the link much less made this post). I'm weird like that.

 

[2xDouble]

Yes, 80% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Including that one?

ESPECIALLY that one.

 

[Mysnomer]

I'm going to dock you points for the self-deprecating humor at the end of this article. It's humble when you're just starting out, but once you're established, and have an actual fanbase, it isn't funny, it's just pointless and rings hollow.

 

[NathLines]

This was awesome. I saw the original CoD poster and it's seriously nothing special about it. Also, I don't really like "Children of Steam" except for the one with Charles in it. I also hate music in gameplay videos. If I want to watch a gameplay video, don't just give me half of it 'cause not having any soundeffects is like being deaf.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

 

[The Wooster]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

Actually I don't know how that decimal point snuck in there. It's actually 43 million.

 

[KEM10]

Umm, am I the only one that is confused about where the hamster is in this comic? The last one was tough, but I swear that you just skipped it this time around.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

Actually I don't know how that decimal point snuck in there. It's actually 43 million.

Ah, I see. Still a rather conservative estimate wouldn't you say? :Þ

 

[The Wooster]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

Actually I don't know how that decimal point snuck in there. It's actually 43 million.

Ah, I see. Still a rather conservative estimate wouldn't you say? :Þ

It's actually spot on. I got the number from Activision's own infographic.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

Actually I don't know how that decimal point snuck in there. It's actually 43 million.

Ah, I see. Still a rather conservative estimate wouldn't you say? :Þ

It's actually spot on. I got the number from Activision's own infographic.

I was kidding, hence the emoticon.

 

[The Wooster]

Only 4.3 million user generated videos featuring "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"? I would've thought that number you've been much higher.

Actually I don't know how that decimal point snuck in there. It's actually 43 million.

Ah, I see. Still a rather conservative estimate wouldn't you say? :Þ

It's actually spot on. I got the number from Activision's own infographic.

I was kidding, hence the emoticon.

Ahhh. In case the strip didn't give it away I'm kind of humour impaired.

 

[PrototypeC]

Hey, yeah... the words "******" and various sexual acts regarding you, "your mom" and sometimes even "your dad" and "your dog", were never mentioned in those Black Ops statistics.

It's the number of people playing the game X number of matches played X amount of time passed (3 sexual insults per 2 minutes, on average) or something... it's obvious I failed Math. Suffice it to say that the sexual insults numbers in this comic are insultingly low. They are beyond the billions already, and that's not a joke or hyperbole. I am dead fucking serious.