Criticize your favorite game.
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Uncharted 2. Sometimes I get lost, then I have to wait like..3 mins til it tells me what to do.
Uh, that's all I can think of right now.
Uh, that's all I can think of right now.
My Favourite Game: FFX
My Criticisms: The advanced Sphere Grid is tricky for customization at the start because if you want to send person A down Person B's path, you have to move like ... 15 plaes just to get to the start of their's, when a proper costomize thing should give you like ... an automatic teleport on your first sphere grid attempt ... or something.
That's really my only criticism of the game.
My Criticisms: The advanced Sphere Grid is tricky for customization at the start because if you want to send person A down Person B's path, you have to move like ... 15 plaes just to get to the start of their's, when a proper costomize thing should give you like ... an automatic teleport on your first sphere grid attempt ... or something.
That's really my only criticism of the game.
Mass Effect 1 had a great story but really weak, shallow combat.
Mass Effect 2 did its best to pull the gameplay up to the level of the writing.
One of the changes they made was to institute an ammo system.
Guns in ME 1, you see, are only limited by heat. With the right talents, it becomes possible to fire pretty much infinitely with at-least-decent-at-most-pinpoint accuracy.
In ME 2, weapons shunt their heat into clips that fit any and all weapons in a manner that is almost exactly like firing bullets out of a normal, modern gun.
You discharge filled heat clips by smacking the side of your gun, sending white-hot slivers of undoubtedly radioactive metal careening out. This is called 'reloading' for some reason.
The game's attempts to explain this sudden and universal shift in tech it are just too laughably contrived for words, making it sound like technology has actually devolved in the years since ME 1... and yet the mechanic itself is a significant improvement for gameplay.
Mass Effect 2 did its best to pull the gameplay up to the level of the writing.
One of the changes they made was to institute an ammo system.
Guns in ME 1, you see, are only limited by heat. With the right talents, it becomes possible to fire pretty much infinitely with at-least-decent-at-most-pinpoint accuracy.
In ME 2, weapons shunt their heat into clips that fit any and all weapons in a manner that is almost exactly like firing bullets out of a normal, modern gun.
You discharge filled heat clips by smacking the side of your gun, sending white-hot slivers of undoubtedly radioactive metal careening out. This is called 'reloading' for some reason.
The game's attempts to explain this sudden and universal shift in tech it are just too laughably contrived for words, making it sound like technology has actually devolved in the years since ME 1... and yet the mechanic itself is a significant improvement for gameplay.
Firstly, I you like Timesplitters we should hang out -Casual Shinji said:
Shadow of The Colossus - The smallest of the Colossi where really irritating to fight
That's the only one I wanted to kill...
OP:
ICO
Hey Yorda stop looking at the birds, no the shadows aren't your friends. I don't think I'm doing it right
Burnout Paradise
The map cannot be changed from objective to subjective which alienates all my friends that liked GTAIV and means I have to do challenges with disruptive moron timewasters. Introduce a kick count with reasons for kicking so these idiots are weened out.
Any FPS without customisable controls
Lazy programmers. a=a or a=* (Do it for all the buttons) an amstrad could handle that. Maybe I don't want to use your exclusive controls
FF7:
I'd say the game is too easy (ok some bosses may be a threat with first playthrough) and the fighting isn't really tactical in the end. Use summons as long as you can and then spout some spells until the enemy goes down. Square kicked the players in the balls by putting Materia Keeper as a boss right after you get Vincent.
The game has really cool characters and a nice humorous touch.
I'd say the game is too easy (ok some bosses may be a threat with first playthrough) and the fighting isn't really tactical in the end. Use summons as long as you can and then spout some spells until the enemy goes down. Square kicked the players in the balls by putting Materia Keeper as a boss right after you get Vincent.
The game has really cool characters and a nice humorous touch.
FFVIII offers next to no help for people who are new to games, when I first played it (it was not long after I first started getting into gaming) it took me a short while to figure out what to do.
And if you stop playing it for a while and then start again, like with other old/middle-gen Final Fantasies, you forget things and have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, no way to remind yourself.
It's too easy to miss drawable GFs in bosses. A little hint that it has a GF would be nice!
I had to play back through the game to many times to get GFs I missed. Don't get me started on how many times I forgot to draw Siren and Carbuncle.
With most of the hidden bonuses on the game, there's no way at all of knowing they're there without googling it. There's no chance players would get Tonberry, Doomtrain, Bahamut or Eden unless they found out about them on the internet first. And there's a high chance people wouldn't get Odin in time to get Gilgamesh. Although, Odin > Gilgamesh. Apart from Gilgamesh one-hitting bosses, which is unlikely.
Too many criticizms. IT'S A GOOD GAME! STORY IS INCREDIBLE!
And if you stop playing it for a while and then start again, like with other old/middle-gen Final Fantasies, you forget things and have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, no way to remind yourself.
It's too easy to miss drawable GFs in bosses. A little hint that it has a GF would be nice!
I had to play back through the game to many times to get GFs I missed. Don't get me started on how many times I forgot to draw Siren and Carbuncle.With most of the hidden bonuses on the game, there's no way at all of knowing they're there without googling it. There's no chance players would get Tonberry, Doomtrain, Bahamut or Eden unless they found out about them on the internet first. And there's a high chance people wouldn't get Odin in time to get Gilgamesh. Although, Odin > Gilgamesh. Apart from Gilgamesh one-hitting bosses, which is unlikely.
Too many criticizms. IT'S A GOOD GAME! STORY IS INCREDIBLE!
Aaalright I guess I can agree with those criticisms. The voice ating especially can get to me at times. But Bullshit? Bladed weapons, armourer, light armour, sneak, acrobatics and security are major skills and at 100, with the last one being marksman at 70-something. I can take a video if you really want :SApretentiousname said:
Red Dead Redemption & GTA4: other than the uncanny valley effect, there are a lot of strange glitches that result in 'WTF' deaths and sometimes, game crashes. Both games are also littered with adamantium-laced poplar trees and cacti. The controls are also poor very poor: to properly hogtie somebody in RDR, one needs to hold both triggers [or marshmellow-buttons] then tap X or A hoping they are in the correct spot. Walking is also kind of hit-or-miss especially in areas with questionable footing like, on cliff sides or fire escapes. Why can't Niko simply climb down the side of a building and drop onto the fire escape then, drop down from the bottom-most part of said fire escape!?
Just Cause 2: Two words: Invisible soldiers. You walk into a small town, pick up some items and lay a bomb by a generator...then it explodes because you mistook the triggered ones for the fragmentation. You turn around and see a firing squad of 8 enemy soldiers blasting away at your dumb ass with combat shotties and, full-on machine guns.
Resident Evil 5: Not a survival horror game.
Batman: Arkham Asylum: Too short. The ending also offers no closure.
Just Cause 2: Two words: Invisible soldiers. You walk into a small town, pick up some items and lay a bomb by a generator...then it explodes because you mistook the triggered ones for the fragmentation. You turn around and see a firing squad of 8 enemy soldiers blasting away at your dumb ass with combat shotties and, full-on machine guns.
Resident Evil 5: Not a survival horror game.
Batman: Arkham Asylum: Too short. The ending also offers no closure.
Mass Effect 2 has an end. Also, it has the most overrated character in the history of gaming - Tali.
teamfortress 2
Heavy's are over powered and can kill anybody in about 2 hits.
Hat's are only easy to get through crafting, which is impossible unless you play ALOT and get unlockable weapons 24/7.
My favourite class, the Pyro is becoming more and more underpowered with each update.
(it's still a great game though! )
Heavy's are over powered and can kill anybody in about 2 hits.
Hat's are only easy to get through crafting, which is impossible unless you play ALOT and get unlockable weapons 24/7.
My favourite class, the Pyro is becoming more and more underpowered with each update.
(it's still a great game though!
)
