Crush Each Other's Dreams

[sam_savage1393]

granted, but niceness stops at midnight

i wish i was a music genius and and very funny

 

[The_Heretic]

Granted but no one understands your music or your humor.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[sam_savage1393]

Granted but you lost the keys, so you will never drive it again

I wish I could go to Oregon again

 

[Lambi]

Granted but as you step in Oregon a car hits you.

I wish I had superstrength.

 

[sam_savage1393]

granted but as soon as you lift something, your steroids wear off

i wish i had more friends

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but they ditch you every chance they get.

I wish time zones didn't affect us.

 

[_Janny_]

Granted, but the Earth can't withstand this change and automatically flattens itself, killing everyone.

I wish I was a powerful genie (without a bottle XD)

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but he only grants you 1/2 a wish just to mess with your head.

I wish it snows and settles on x-mas eve!

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, it snows in Antarctica.

I wish it snowed in New Zealand.

 

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[Lambi]

Granted. You die of overeating.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Granted, but the rack used to stretch you rips your internal organs apart and kills you.

I wish I could sing

 

[Lambi]

Granted but it's so horrible people's ears start to bleed.

I wish I would never be tired.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Granted but it's so horrible people's ears start to bleed.

I wish I would never be tired.

Granted, your blood turned into an energy drink.

I wish for the ability of seducing beautiful women in the 17-22 age demographic.

 

[Lambi]

Granted. Every woman you seduce has an STD.

I wish I was immune to colds and illnesses.

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but you are instead susceptible to permanent headaches.

I wish I could have wonderful adventures in another world.

 

[_Janny_]

Granted, but it's a world full of Pyramid Heads...

I wish my PC could run Bioshock.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but it crashes after ten minutes of playing Bioshock.

I wish I could understand animals.

 

[Tweekster13]

Granted, but all you can understand is your dog who thinks exactly what he's doing

I wish I had a fish