Crush Each Other's Dreams

[ECAaxel]

Sorry in advanced if this has been done before

This is a fun forum game

Here's an example of how it would work:

Guy 1- I wish I had a better computer.

Guy 2- Granted, but .

I wish I had a million dollars.

Guy 3- Granted, but .

I wish . . . .

etc., etc., etc.

To start:

I wish i had less maths work

 

[sky14kemea]

Granted but you get more english work instead.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted but it's in a dead money.

I wish I didn't need to go to college tomorrow.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you become stupid and get a job cleaning toilets.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Nukey]

granted, but you require a plane

i wish i was god

 

[War Penguin]

Granted, but your the god of ants. You didn't say what.

I wish I wasn't evil in this post.

 

[Simalacrum]

Allleeeeex! Duuuuude, welcome to The Escapist maaaaan! I would give you the usual official Escapist welcome message... but I can't be assed this time

anyways, OT...

Granted, but your not exactly evil at all. So therefore your not evil in the post either.

I wish I was a good juggler.

edit: come to think of it, don't you have some homework to do mate?

 

[LockHeart]

Granted, but you have to juggle live grenades.

I wish that I could pass my degree with no effort involved.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, but a week later, degrees are considered useless.

I wish I could just simply walk in to Mordor.

 

[LockHeart]

Granted, but you must take the hobbits to Isengard as well.

I wish that I would never have to work for money.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you only receive 1p or 1 cent a month.

I wish I was a physically fit person.

 

[Flashdeath30]

Granted, but you are retarded.

I wish I had a piece of pizza.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, but it's ten years old.

I wish my computer would download things faster.

 

[LockHeart]

Granted, but you've surrendered your soul to the Pirate Devil.

I wish my house was warmer.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you live in an igloo.

I wish penguins would take over the world.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but it can only download things from 4chan. *evil laughter*
Oh, we will, but we won't spare you. *Evil laughter*

I wish my avatar wasn't stolen by flying monkeys.
[small]Yes, that is an on going joke of mine that I feel motivated to keep up.[/small]

 

[Simalacrum]

Granted, but its stolen by me instead.

I wish I could ACTUALLY juggle live hand grenades (hey, I can already juggle knives afterall)

 

[Flashdeath30]

Granted, but you blow off your hand

I wish I had a smokebomb.

 

[LockHeart]

Granted. It detonates and chokes you.

I wish I could get a car.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, it has terrible mileage and is slow as hell.
I wish I could have perfect vision.