Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted but its a poor show and doesn't make it past the pilot.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Aqualung]

Granted, but it's of the delightfully colourful Monopoly kind.

I wish my house was warmer (Damn you, Canada!)

 

[BlackJack47]

Granted, it burns down.

I wish I had my own amusement park

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but none of the rides work and there's a homeless guy in the hall of mirrors.

I wish I could fall asleep just now.

 

[BlackJack47]

Granted, but none of the rides work and there's a homeless guy in the hall of mirrors.

I wish I could fall asleep just now.

Ninja'd

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted, but you will be plagued by nightmares and unable to sleep for the next few weeks.

I want to be myself on Monday.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted but you end up in the middle of nowhere.

I want to pass my English.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but my love can be just as caustic and poisonous as my hate. (Zero Punctuation reference)
I wish I had a wii.

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted. For the crime of Quoting Zero Punctuation While Possessing a Wii, Yahtzee kills you for the good of the gaming industry.

I wish for a cold drink.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but it's so cold it freezes your lips off.
I wish I had a laptop.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but it only has the space bar and three letters on the keyboard and no mouse.

I wish I had a jetpack.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but it's made of wood and there are pinecones lodged in the jets.

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted, but it's made of wood and there are pinecones lodged in the jets.

Slouch, you forgot to make a wish!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Whoops.
I wish... That my avatar came to life and became my pet.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but it eats you and your family.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but it starts hailing 10kg stones instead.
I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Snowalker]

Well, just go to Rapture and buy.. oh thats right, I blew up Rapture and all the plasmids.

I wish I could change back into a human sometimes, typing is hard with paws you know.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Fine, but you change into Glenn Beck

I wish that my face didn't hurt