Crysis - Maximum Fail, Maximum Review!

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Xaozano

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Meh, I never found a reason to ever want this game. My initial reaction:

So, what's this Crysis game about?......Oh, it's got great graphics? What else?......So wait, it's just a standard FPS then?......Oh. Hey look, Assassin's Creed is on PC. Let's grab that and Pokemon.
 

TheKbob

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I have to wholly disagree with the review and to anyone who claims the game is a mere "tech demo".

I had many friends who laughed at me for getting Crysis and a PC to run it... that is until I setup my rig at a friends flat and they all played it for 2 days straight and now whine when I don't bring my PC with me so they can continue their fun.

It's all about learning to manipulate the suit and thinking outside the box and not just "RARRARARGH ME SHOOT #$*&! RARARH!". Crysis, CoD4, Orange Box, Bioshock, Halo 3. 2007 was the best year for Shooters, to date.

Sorry you couldn't wrap your mind around it, but next time, make a more intellectual review, as well. This was poorly written and sounds like a person whining because their PC can't adequately run it, thus condemning the game as garbage.
 

Aurora219

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I am afraid you missed a cardinal rule of reviewing a game; empathy for others' views and not being biased before you start.
 

runtheplacered

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milskidasith post=326.69710.668333 said:
I stopped reading after you assumed we forget about the most graphically gorgeous game of all time
This is exactly what I thought, and really did stop reading too. I realized this review was going to have maximum bias.
 

Jazoja

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You are absolutely right.
The game was good for only a technical demo.
I think the biggest problem was with the developing this game is the lack of a normal man in the studio.

Key elements what make original far cry a success:
- a simple man in a hawaii shirt (easier for the pleayer to identify himself with the character)
- a bit romantic and lovable story (finding a nice woman)
- frightening atmosphere in the night hearing (and meeting) the mutants
- a beautiful environment


Key elements what caused crysis to fail:
- an agressive soldier with only technical knowledge (kill all, speed, strength, shoot, grabbing korean soldiers by the neck, etc.)
- sci-fi story elements with stupid flying aliens
- annoying controlling of the modes (speed, strength, etc), invisibility last for seconds, turns off when shooting, and the other ones what you have said too

And after all, the whole game has a story-line and gameplay what is liked by only boys aged between 5 and 10 years.
Of course these boys can not or will not buy the game. This caused the business-failure and not the piracy.
 

Aenir

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milskidasith said:
I stopped reading after you assumed we forget about the most graphically gorgeous game of all time and mentioned how a super suit was the hook of the game, and not the jaw droppeningly beautiful graphics.

After that, I realize you missed the point of the game entirely.
This.

And furthermore I fully enjoyed Crysis. The nanosuit was never gimmicky and was a very nice change in gameplay versus other games. Multiplayer was fun as well. Staying invisible for minutes at a time and slowly taking down the KPA one at a time like Predator was very enjoyable.

And then there are mods like MechWarrior: Living Legends and it just becomes excellent.

Stop the flame.

Edit: Skimming through the "review" (cough)...you should be ashamed of yourself for posting such garbage online and calling it a review. -snip-

Wait why was this necroed? wtf.
 

Jazoja

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One thing I think cryengine could be perfect for is to develop on it the real spiritual successor for the original XCOM (UFO:Enemy Unknown), while in crysis nearly everything is given for that. (who interested in it, look for XCOM: Crysis in google)
 

Sebenko

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The point of the game was fucking with Koreans while watching the sunset.

Also, predator pyramid- you are the predator to the koreans, alien is predator to you.

Except in the second half of th- there was no second half.
 

Tharwen

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Everyone stop posting! This is a two-year old thread!

[sub]And it's WRONG! Crysis is amazing![/sub]
 

Xanadu84

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...I loved Crisis. It was a technical wonder slapped on competent, above average game play. By the nature of innovation, MOST games need to simply be competent versions of a tried and true formula.
 

Jazoja

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Xanadu84 said:
It was a technical wonder slapped on competent, above average game play. By the nature of innovation, MOST games need to simply be competent versions of a tried and true formula.
Yeah, and just by copying far cry story-line this could have been at least 2 times bigger success.
 

Jazoja

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Generic Gamer said:
Don't forget the massive maps either, fucking about in a massive jungle was great fun.
No I dont forget. I loved the videos, and I say it is technically impressive in every aspects. But the story and the gameplay...was by far the weakest chain-link in the game.
 

lacktheknack

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Grindstone said:
Yes, that one game. Can you recall it? Probably not. In the sweep of games that are, you know, notable and worthwhile (MGS4, GTAIV, Brawl, etc.), Crysis is forgotten.

Well, with good reason.
You see, there's opinion, and then there's WRONG.

And Crysis is the first game that pops into my head (and everyone else's) when someone says "games of 2007".

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you can make stuff up about it. Actually, you can, but expect people to dislike the review. I did.
 

Ironic Pirate

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Alex_P said:
Oo Rev oO post=326.69710.668527 said:
Crysis is the first game that I've ever played that made me sit there, stare at my monitor and say ".........wow..." Sure the gameplay had a few flaws but if you're the kind of person who considers video games art, then Crysis is a masterpiece.
I'm the kind of person who considers video games art.

However, you don't get into a museum just by drawing a landscape with really crisp lines and lots of attention to detail, do you?

There's much more to "art" than just technical excellence.

-- Alex
Assuming every single game ever should be judged as if it were intended to be art is the same as judging every drawing ever as a piece of art, it's pointless, silly, and you're going to end up giving almost everything a horrible score.

Crysis isn't art. On no level was it ever pretended or assumed to be. You don't take points off an orthographic sketch of a desk for lacking emotion, and you don't take points off of fucking Crysis for lack of story or art.

So take that, poster from two years ago!

(seriously, how did this thread get bumped?)