Crysis turtle.

[Levitas1234]

These are my reasons for why the turtle is the most efficient weapon in crysis.
Instead of using half a clip you can just toss a turtle, it does not run out of ammo because as we know turtles do not require ammo. Killing your enemy with a turtle makes for good laughs
and Its stylish and delicious (cookie for reference.)

Post any other impractical or silly weapons you have found in video games.

Edit: Painting zombies in hl2 is always fun to

 

[Levitas1234]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.

And...discussion?

I realized it was lacking discussion so post an unusual weapon you have found in video games.

 

[Radeonx]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.

And...discussion?

I realized it was lacking discussion

Then why did you post it? It isn't even funny, and without that, it's just a stupid post about turtles.

 

[Sassafrass]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Hang on...Crysis has turtles which you can pick up and throw at people?
How did my friend not tell me this sooner?!

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

I prefer land sharks

 

[The Red Spy]

The rubber chicken in Runescape?

Getting a tank in the old TOCA:Touring Car PS1 driving game was impractical but gave a 6 year old some good laughs

 

[anthony87]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.
Shame.
And...discussion?

I mean, I know turtles are awesome, but they aren't great conversation starters.


I have always enjoyed pissing on people in Postal II.

For example, piss on a donut, and then give to a cop and he gets sick.

And then you set him on fire.

My prefered method is to piss in somones face then cut their head off as they vomit and watch the vomit come out of their neck stump.

Can you believe I'm a stable member of society?

 

[ShakesZX]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.

And...discussion?

I realized it was lacking discussion

Then why did you post it? It isn't even funny, and without that, it's just a stupid post about turtles.

What do you have against turtles?

I would think that a person who has an avatar pic of Bender Bending Rodriguez would have a little more heart for things when turtles are involved.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

A very uesless weapon, the french

 

[Jamienra]

A very uesless weapon, the french

you mean extremely.

OT: Timesplitters 2 had the brick. Not useless but degraded when facing a Rocket launcher

 

[Ph33nix]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.

And...discussion?

I realized it was lacking discussion

Then why did you post it? It isn't even funny, and without that, it's just a stupid post about turtles.

What do you have against turtles?

I would think that a person who has an avatar pic of Bender Bending Rodriguez would have a little more heart for things when turtles are involved.

i forget the episode but i remember the moment with bender on his back and the turtle next to him

OT: fists in KOTOR

 

[Radeonx]

I doubt any military force has seriously considered it as a weapon.

And...discussion?

I realized it was lacking discussion

Then why did you post it? It isn't even funny, and without that, it's just a stupid post about turtles.

What do you have against turtles?

I would think that a person who has an avatar pic of Bender Bending Rodriguez would have a little more heart for things when turtles are involved.

Who said I didn't like turtles?

 

[e2density]

Eggs in Resident Evil 4 can also be used as stun grenades.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I have no idea what that is, but sounds funny as hell.

 

[Levitas1234]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Hang on...Crysis has turtles which you can pick up and throw at people?
How did my friend not tell me this sooner?!

yeah its pretty sick. As soon as i got my first kill with it i just had to make a post about it lol.

 

[YoUnG205]

I can't remember what game it was but it was for the PS! and you could piss on peopl as a weapon and it made them unable to move as they were vomiting which is ace!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wind Up Sock
Just jump in and kill things