Ok, you know the one-liners at the start of most CSI shows. Well what if this happened in games? There are three ways this can happen.
(BAD ONE-LINER ALERT!)
1: Take actual gaming context.
Guy: Bowser was found in a ppol of lave, the bridge over it had its rope cut by an axe.
Detective Looks like Mario *sunglasses* had an axe to grind.
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2: Put gaming situations in real life
Guy: The victim was struck by a car and went flying several feet in the air beofre bouncing a few times on the ground.
Detective: The victim was thrown *sunglasses* like a ragdoll.
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3: Put real world situations in games
Guy: Peppy Hare was crushed under a large quantity of steel drums
Detective: I guess he didn't *sunglasses* do a barrel roll.
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Ok, people, I know mine sucked, so I want you to do better.
Ok, let the insanity *sunglasses* begin!
(BAD ONE-LINER ALERT!)
1: Take actual gaming context.
Guy: Bowser was found in a ppol of lave, the bridge over it had its rope cut by an axe.
Detective Looks like Mario *sunglasses* had an axe to grind.
(See end of post)
2: Put gaming situations in real life
Guy: The victim was struck by a car and went flying several feet in the air beofre bouncing a few times on the ground.
Detective: The victim was thrown *sunglasses* like a ragdoll.
(see end of post)
3: Put real world situations in games
Guy: Peppy Hare was crushed under a large quantity of steel drums
Detective: I guess he didn't *sunglasses* do a barrel roll.
(see end of post)
Ok, people, I know mine sucked, so I want you to do better.
Ok, let the insanity *sunglasses* begin!