D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[teh_Canape]

by god that site is fucking terrible and full of idiots

I swear I was offended by the fucking article about latinos

and I swear I couldn't read beyond the Masturbation article, it was just THAT stupid

 

[ExileNZ]

One of my more fun DMs was Catholic. Last time I looked he hadn't murdered anyone...

 

[ServebotFrank]

"D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OT: Well obviously it's an obvious shot for attention because we need a good controversy now and again. Even if the new one makes absolutely no real logical sense.

 

[DethVanXan]

Wow. Just wow.

That website made my brain want to crawl out of my skull as my eyes flooded with blood just to shut out the sheer stupidity radiating off my screen.
After some painful reading, I'm not sure if these people are for real. It could just be an incrediably dedicated troll. No one that ignorant would own a passport, it just can't be so.

 

[theriddlen]

Hehe i love this kind of people.
Grilled. With mustard.

 

[Riff Moonraker]

You have nutcases in just about anything you do, unfortunately. This nutjob shouldnt be used as an excuse to bash Christianity. Nor should people who play AD&D be labeled as satanist serial killers in the making. This is a tired topic (not referring to the one who posted this, just saying in general) that has been continually brought up since I was playing as a kid.

I am a christian, and I started playing Dungeons and Dragons at around the age of 12. That would have been 1982, and I turned out fine. So did every friend of mine that played Dungeons and Dragons with me...

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

It's a joke site.

 

[Owlly]

I guess they weren't Tom Hanks fans.
Cookies for reference.

For the most part I ignore these nutjobs...though it is a little disturbing when I find one of my World Of Darkness game books with a small entry saying that it ISN'T satanism or advocates the dark arts. Thats just a little sad.

MAZES AND DRAGONS gief me cookie

also...yeah, this is, seriously misguided as well, as extrememly over the top...and i guess theres a smidgen of crazy thrown in there for good measure, and all the mixed leaves you with a very unappetising mixture i wish i could ignore easily

 

[Warforger]

OT: Site is troll. Nothing more, alot less.

How do you know? Seems pretty convincing. Let's email them to make sure.....

 

[Gitty101]

Well, I do tend to play as a female character... BUT I AIN'T SEEKING A SEX CHANGE! DnD is a great game to play with friends and has never given me the urge to murder people. Well, I've never acted on those urges anyway...

 

[Sebenko]

Well, I suppose I do want sex and change (I need all the money I can get)...

 

[lacktheknack]

Eh, as a Christian, I keep clear of such nutjobs.

I have said it before and I will say it again. I don't paint with a broad bursh. I'm not specifically happy with people who do paint with a broad brush. And I hate it when I am the one being painted. But that argument is completly called for here.

OT: Site is troll. Nothing more, alot less.

What? I'm missing something here...

 

[saruman31]

Sometimes i wonder why people need drugs when they can easily play D&D.

 

[xavi]

I only know one D&D player.
He's a blah blah blah Dungeon Master and he smokes pot religiously(npi).
He's also a professional Counter strike player who is finishing up his
engineering degree at a very prestigious college. I hate the ignorance of the religious(not saying that all religious people are ignorant.)

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

I didn't even have to click on the link to know something was amiss. Once I saw the word republican, the "batshit insane" alarm went off in my head. Dont click the link! The site might install irremovable Jesus-ware in your computer which will completely cut you and your comp off from our treasured Interweb Pr0nz and just about every website featuring the brand new "Common Sense!"

 

[pretentiousname01]

Yes it's true,two years into playing D&D and the only reason I go to church anymore is for virgin sacrifices and finding new young cultist.

I never thought of going to church for the virgins. Damn 30 years of D&D, Satanic worship and ritual murders down the drain. I feel like I've wasted my life.

I think you'd have a better chance of finding virgins at dnd meetings.

Also anyone feel like they just time traveled?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I swear we've been saying this since its release.


Obvious troll is obvious.


PS: We know it won't, we just nod and smile when people say it does.

 

[orangecharger]

Oh yes it's always the Christians who think this way right? Bite me. Also she is crazy.

KOBOLD!

There are nutters in every walk of life. They make life interesting, amusing, and sometimes terrifying. OT: Do they have a control group circa the same period that we could examine? My favorite stat: 1/12 D&D players will become born again Christians. Is there another pastime that has that sort of success rate? What about baseball? If not shouldn't we bring Bible's to the ballpark instead of gloves?

LOL.

KOBOLD!

 

[Cheefa_Da_Reefa]

hmm yes because d&d leads to marijuana and leads to crack hence is bad! woooo!

and a never seen a pothead junkie lol

 

[DanDeFool]

This site is so hilarious to me, its full of racist, ignorant and outrageous statements about well anything, it even disses Linux.

What? Seriously, Linux?

This I gotta see.



Okay... that just makes me shake my head.

How in the hell is the kernel task scheduling protocol going to share your computing resources with other computers? Through the Internet? Bullshit. The latency is way too high to use that for anything other than running simulations or other batch-processing applications. You couldn't use it for running productivity applications or games or anything; the performance would tank like no other.

This is the kind of person who would rather die than think for themselves. A testament to the power of Religion and social programming to remove all of a person's desire to question and investigate ideas and beliefs. Makes me sad.