OK, here is another one(as before, not mine):
This comes from AD&D. None of this "feats" or "specialization" stuff. Back in the good old days of Bohemian earspoons and even before Arioch was in the DDG. I was running a monk, which was strange and unusual in those days. Our party was on a typical dungeon crawl when we came across a room with an underground river running through the corner. (Why a stream in the corner? Why the &#$ not? The dice dictated the monsters in each room, after all.) Becaause my character was the only one who could fight effectively without armor, and because I could hold my breath for a long time, (special monk ability). I was elected to explore.
However, we were not foolish. After I stripped down, the MU had her elven rope tie itself about my waist. We agree on some signals of tugging for when they would pull me back.
Down I go. After swimming a bit I see a HUGE fish. Very big. It stares at me. I cautiously swim forward. It swims forward. I swim back. It swims back. We eye each other some more. I decide to swim past it.
Well, on a natural 20, the gar (a giant fish from the old MM) swallowed me whole. Of course, at this point there was some tugging on the rope, and the party decided I must have sent a signal, so they tried to pull me out. This started an epic fishing story: after all, we had basically dangled a piece of bait on a string (me) in front of a hungry fish and shouldn't have been too surprised at what happened. The DM allowed the party to struggle with the fish, ruling that the rope was doing damage to me too, as they yanked on it.
Now monks have an unarmed combat ability, and the DM allows me to use my unarmed combat skills to fight the gar from the inside. Again, a good die roll with a monk's special ability allows me to stun the gar from the inside. (I still don't know how that could happen, anatomically, but the dice don't lie.) So they pull up this flopping fish on to the shore. In a heroic effort they fall upon the fish to save/avenge their swallowed comrade.
I took more damage from their swords as they stabbed the gar than I did from the fish itself.
I smelled like fish guts for the rest of the day's adventure.
The higher levels of monks were all "masters" of some sort: "Master of Flowers" or "Master of Wind". You can guess what they wanted to call their bait monk master. (Sigh).