Ok... so reading all of this, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS. Seriously, I thought this would just be about all these silly things parents tell their children to have a little giggle, and about half the stories here are terrifying breaks of trust and archaic scare-tales. Man.
My grandfather did another one. He told us what nowerdays is known as an "anti-joke" and he always laughed heartily after telling it. For years we wondered what the punchline, the pointe was supposed to be - what was so funny to him about this sequence of words? Only much, much later did I realise that it wasn't really a joke or profound wisdom - and he laughed because we always looked so dumbfolded trying to figure it out.
I'll try translating it: A rhino and a Trockenhorn (ok, hard one - rhinos are called "Nashorn", Nosehorn in german. A "Trockenhorn" doesn't exist, but would literally translate to Dryhorn) walked through the desert. The rhino fell on the nose, and the dryhorn said "See, see, now we're in the desert!" (He pronounced "see" and "desert" in a way that made them rhyme).
That man had entirely too much fun messing with us kids. I love him and I hope I can be that kind of grandfather.
My grandfather did another one. He told us what nowerdays is known as an "anti-joke" and he always laughed heartily after telling it. For years we wondered what the punchline, the pointe was supposed to be - what was so funny to him about this sequence of words? Only much, much later did I realise that it wasn't really a joke or profound wisdom - and he laughed because we always looked so dumbfolded trying to figure it out.
I'll try translating it: A rhino and a Trockenhorn (ok, hard one - rhinos are called "Nashorn", Nosehorn in german. A "Trockenhorn" doesn't exist, but would literally translate to Dryhorn) walked through the desert. The rhino fell on the nose, and the dryhorn said "See, see, now we're in the desert!" (He pronounced "see" and "desert" in a way that made them rhyme).
That man had entirely too much fun messing with us kids. I love him and I hope I can be that kind of grandfather.