Damn Insects.....

[Enzeru92]

The only infestation I've seen in my house has been ants and they didn't bother me much but I think I stopped a termite infestation at my house when I was little say 7 or 8 when I found some bugs protecting a really large bug In which I start to massacre them. Only Later did I realize that the big bug I killed was a King termite or something of the sorts.

 

[Meggiepants]

This didn't happen to me, but it happened to my cousin.

She bought a Christmas Tree and her family set it up in their living room. The next morning, their living room was filled with hundreds of tiny praying mantises(mantii?). It took them hours to get them all out.

We guess that a parent laid eggs in the tree, and the warm temperature of the house caused them to hatch.

 

[Kagim]

Fucking ear wigs.

Omg i almost want to throw up thinking about it. When i was younger my sister kept complaining about finding ear wigs. My dad tracked them down and pulled up a piece of the floor. There was so many of them the ground looked like it was breathing. MY dads eyes went wide and i almost blacked out.

We had the place fumigated. I still have memories, only i think there fuzzy because i recall them jumping at me. Though that could have just been from the six hundred nightmares about them i had.

 

[Klarinette]

Jesus fuck! o_o I've never seen an infestation like that. I guess what I get can only be called... I dunno, a visitation or something, because I never really see more than a few at a time, regardless of what type of insect it is (although centipedes tend to fly solo, thank god).

 

[Dapsen]

well when i was about 5-8 i think, me and my dad lived in this OLD old house (like 200 years) and every summer, one of the windows and the wall around it would be filled with ants.

also: about 1 year ago, i went camping with my mom and stepdad, and we had this massive wasp infestation for a whole day (the motorhome was filled).

 

[T-Bone24]

A wasp family decided to move into the walls behind all my food through an open pipe. We sealed the buggers in though, so their homes were their own tombs. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

My house hasn't had termites but usually at the same point during the summer we always get this grouping of Locust Killer Bugs. Annoying little bastards ramming the windows and digging holes in the yard.

 

[Toar]

Insects crawling under my skin... gotta get them out... With this spoon... *deep breathing*...

 

[AntiAntagonist]

FOR THE SWARM!

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Insects crawling under my skin... gotta get them out... With this spoon... *deep breathing*...

Under your skin? Are you talking about botflies?

Do a google image search for "Human Botfly". Go on, I dare you.

 

[blankedboy]

Don't kill spiders, they feed off insects, apart from Daddy Long Legs, they eat other spiders.

Speaking of which, there's still a crushed Daddy Long Legs on the side of my wall. It's been there for about two months now.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Don't kill spiders, they feed off insects, apart from Daddy Long Legs, they eat other spiders.

Speaking of which, there's still a crushed Daddy Long Legs on the side of my wall. It's been there for about two months now.

You should really wipe it off the wall, I've noticed the mere presence of Daddy Long Legs stop spiders coming into an area, and the same with insects, the mere presence of a spider or two seems to stop insects coming into a house.

That and its you know, dirty, to have arachnid guts over your walls.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Spoiler: Celler spiders

Spoiler: zebra spiders

Spoiler: orb spiders

Spoiler: Carpet beetle

Horray for being surroudned by them.
We still hav'nt sorted out the Beetles yet, know idea where they are comign from. Although they tend to migrat int he shower room and window sils for warms & moister. So i killt hem there and then. Although, im sick of waking up with the odd one on my neck now and then. At least its not a spider. Also, there is still a few cellar spiders, but they are incredibly hard to see.

[sub]And yes, i don't sleep at night.[/sub]

 

[Bobzer77]

Aww they didn't get the mac = (

Maybe worms would do a a better job = P

(Jking (but seriously...) )

OT: I normally don't mind insects but my little brother recently left the windows open in my room and the lights on at night. The problem there being that during spring in Ireland there is a massive boom in the midge population and they, like many other insects, like to fly towards the light.

Anyway long story short I spent 4 hours in the middle of the night with a shoe squashing the little buggers.... not as bad as a termite infestation but damn they're annoying.

 

[Brandon237]

We have fruit bowls and lots of sweet stuff all over our kitchen. The ants go marching 2 billion 47 million 300 thousand 100 and 2 by 2 billion 47 million 300 thousand 100 and 2... They came, they saw, and the little bitches conquered. We once used up two cans of doom. The kitchen floor was smeared with dead ant. It was like the battle of blood river *obscure South African reference.*

We also have these beetles that make a horrible, acidic gas. Whenever it rains they release it and my room is RIGHT outside of their favourite tree! Your eyes literally burn from the stench. You feel as if your throat is on fire.

 

[Toar]

Insects crawling under my skin... gotta get them out... With this spoon... *deep breathing*...

Under your skin? Are you talking about botflies?

Do a google image search for "Human Botfly". Go on, I dare you.

No need, I saw it on a Discovery special. *shivers* That was grody how thefly laid the egg under the scalp and it poked it's insect head out to breath. And the only way to kill it is to suffocate it inside your body. Ung... *vomits*... give me a moment.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Insects crawling under my skin... gotta get them out... With this spoon... *deep breathing*...

Under your skin? Are you talking about botflies?

Do a google image search for "Human Botfly". Go on, I dare you.

No need, I saw it on a Discovery special. *shivers* That was grody how thefly laid the egg under the scalp and it poked it's insect head out to breath. And the only way to kill it is to suffocate it inside your body. Ung... *vomits*... give me a moment.

Botflies are quite disgusting

Now I am tempted to put pictures of them here

 

[child of lileth]

Thankfully, I've never had anything like that happen at my house. The most I ever had was when a ton of hornets started to live in the wall outside my dad's house. They were there for like 2 months before he finally did anything about it.

 

[blankedboy]

Don't kill spiders, they feed off insects, apart from Daddy Long Legs, they eat other spiders.

Speaking of which, there's still a crushed Daddy Long Legs on the side of my wall. It's been there for about two months now.

You should really wipe it off the wall, I've noticed the mere presence of Daddy Long Legs stop spiders coming into an area, and the same with insects, the mere presence of a spider or two seems to stop insects coming into a house.

That and its you know, dirty, to have arachnid guts over your walls.

Well why would I want spiders in the area?
Oh yeah, it's not splattered or anything, it's just a little bit flat in the middle. The legs are completely intact, I'll get a picture.

 

[likalaruku]

Our house was infested with fleas fo a solid year. The bastards didn't descriminate between cat & human.

Before that, in another house in another state, our house was infested with some type of Weevil for a solid year. The little bastards laid their f**king eggs in my halloween wigs & in everyone's bed matresses!

Our last infestation was 2 different goddam bugs; Vinegar Flies (which ate all of our fruit & onions) & Spider Mites (which ate all our baisil plants).

& here's the real kicker; every house we've ever lived in that had a bug infestation was subject to minor flooding as well (almost always in the garage).