"Damn, that game has got the WORST __________ ever!"

[Kadoodle]

Silent Hunter 5


Assassin's Creed Bros.
Worst online matchmaking ever. Yes the multiplayer is great and fantastic and awesome and great, now why do I have to sit around waiting for three minutes until it finds me a game?
(compare Mw2's instantaneous matchmaking)

YES YES YES!

Gosh, they need to fix it. It's the best multiplayer in a game besides BFBC2, so it sucks when you have to wait like 10 minutes to even access it.

 

[kasperbbs]

My choice for this:

Saint's Row 2 on the PC has the most horrendous driving control I've ever seen. Multiply that by the game becoming extremely laggy if you go over 10 km/h and you're going to end up melded to a street lamp/car/old lady doing shopping every time you touch a vehicle. The only things actually drivable in that game are aircraft.

This ,didn't stick around long enough to find any aircraft ,that game was just horrible on PC.

 

[IamQ]

World of Warcraft has the worst voice sync and timing ever.

A character could say something like "And I shall now-" meaning that he is innerupted midsentence.

But it will take at least 5 seconds for the other NPC to respond, so they both just stand there staring blankly at each-other, ruining any of the tension that was.

 

[Digitaldreamer7]

Halo has the worst online community, 50% little kids, 30% Basement Dwelling 30 year olds, 10% Cursing Ragers of adult age not to be confused with the little kids and finally 10% of decent matures. 20+

I would like to add that halo and the CoD franchise has the worst community ever. I like the games, I hate online play because of the community. I get sick of hearing some 12 year old kid call me a ******, cocksucker, ****, ****** etc. over and over again etc. ( I have a voice that would rival Barry white's so INB4 faggy voice lol)

I'm ok with a little heckling etc, but, this is stupid. I play online to play with a team etc. not hear some asshat spout profanities at people every time he kills or gets killed. So, I just dont play.

 

[Ultraman950]

I'm going to be a massive nerd and say Phantasy Star: Universe had the worst graphics and inventory system of any Xbox 360 game I've ever played.

And I still liked it better than WET.

Oh, yeah, you couldn't even pause the game xD

Oh my God, someone knows what game I'm talking about. *HeadSplosion*

 

[GeekisKhan]

Starcraft 2 has the worst writing Blizzard has ever done and the most stupidly restricting online system Blizzard has ever done.

Sorry, I'm tired of those complaints. While it's not amazing, it certainly isn't the worst. The writing, with the exception of some of the overly dramatic one-liners from Jim Raynor, was pretty good. And personally, I think Battle.Net is far better now than it ever was.

Anyway, Mass Effect has the worst driving controls and driving sections ever. "Oh. The goal of this mission is on top of that mountain... Hmm... Well, I had better start climbing now, because it's going to take me two hours to successfully get up there."

 

[Darth Rahu]

I still say to this day that Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean has got some of the worst voice acting ever. The writing is solid but the voices, oh god EMOTE dammit!! Oh and when you emote, EMOTE PROPERLY!!!

 

[old account]

Damn, that game has the WORST breast physics ever!?????

 

[stormtrooper9091]

every bland modern brown FPS:

Russians invade USA? That's totally new and original idea for a plot... I mean GEEEEZ

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Zeno Clash. Level Design.

I love that game though.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

C&C4 has the worst everything in a C&C game ever
I guess that doesn't count.

Anyway, Deus Ex Invisible War has the worst ammo system ever, all ammo is a shared pool, firing the sniper rifle meen you've got fewer rounds in your pistol.
...What!?

 

[TheManiacofSchrade]

Sin an Punishment 1 and 2 both have the worst most convoluted story I ever saw. They throw you into an interesting universe full of monsters cyborgs etc. and yet I still don't know what happened. On top of that the ending to the second one competes with splatterhouse for worst ending ever. It is basically composed of one sentence which I will have the boldness to spoil :Kachi is just Kachi. That's it. Oh nOes spOiLerz!!

 

[Manoose47]

saints row 2 on the PC is the worst port to anythin ever, the driving sucks, the game lags, looking at the graphics is worse than staring into the immaterium, the worst part about it is everyone talks about how great the game is, well not on the pc! no, on the pc its more comparable to a toxic dump from a rabid hooker; right into your corn flakes

 

[Rewdalf]

GTA4: worst driving EVAR! (for me.) It may be because it adds to the "realism" or some shit, but when I would rather play a knockoff of a game because the driving pisses me off to no end, something is quite amiss.

Well, if you're trying to play it like an arcade racer then something will sure feel amiss.
For me it's got to be one of the best sandbox driving physics I've ever used.
Believe me though, I had my share of confusion when starting off, but now I can get you from point A to point B in not just speed, but also style...
I'm just confused by the people who complained about San Andreas's unrealistic driving, only to turn around and complain about IV's realistic driving, in general though.
I can see how others either can't get the hang of the physics or just feel more at home playing a more arcade-y racing game though.

Thing is, I like being able to make a turn around a corner and NOT spinning out while the 8 cop cars behind me ram my ass onto the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I feel SR2 fits that need better, which is kinda strange to me.

I totally understand, except from my point of view I find it annoying to not be able to drift epicly around a corner while the cop cars behind me crash into the curb and roll over random pedestrians realisticly.
I like Saints Row 2, but sometimes the fact that the physics (to me) are crap and the cars handle and feel like bricks kills the whole feel.
Yes, a lot of people say that GTA IV's cars handle like bricks, but they actually flow way more than the stiff and badly proportioned vehicles in Saints Row.
But that's just my opinion.

 

[Recron]

I'm going to be a massive nerd and say Phantasy Star: Universe had the worst graphics and inventory system of any Xbox 360 game I've ever played.

And I still liked it better than WET.

True but it just a port of the PC and PS2 Game I didn't expect graphics to be up to Xbox 360 standard though there was nothing stopping Sega giving the Xbox 360 version a graphical upgrade. and it really sucks that you cant pause the game when playing off-line (seriously Sega stop that)

OT: Machinarium Has the worst Hints Ever in a point and click adventure games, "Oh I'm supposed to get that robot Cigarette? No shit Sherlock!, maybe a hint on HOW would be nice" though the built in guide is really nice but I don't want to have to use that when I'm stumped and the hint is just telling me the current objective that reminds me...
Machinaruim Has the worst space shooter Mini game ever, its not so much bad as it is booooring! so very boring, and if you get stumped and the hint doesn't help you have to go through this minuet long(I think) mini game every time you want to use the guide.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

That's debatable. I find myself spawning near teammates almost every time, and near, but not too close to the action. I am spawnkilled rarely, if ever. Perhaps you just have bad luck?
And anyway, why do Reach's spawnpoints matter? We're talking about CoD, right? Why does a completely separate game matter to the topic at hand?

Because the OP says that CoD has the worst spawn system ever.

I bring up a game that I think has worse spawning, thus, debating his argument.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne. The Difficulty curve does NOT exist. The difficulty MOUNTAIN Does.
1st boss: piss easy
2nd boss: Kills you in 2 hits if you are caught unprepared.

Seriously, this is masochistic. but I love it anyways,.

 

[lacktheknack]

Penumbra: Overture has the worst combat I've ever had the misfortune to play.

GOOD. Anyone who actually tried to beat things to death in Penumbra missed the point so hard it left a crater.

 

[StephEff]

Prototype has the WORST enemies ever.. Such a cruel game..

God of War 3 has the worst camera controls - no, scratch that, IT HAS NO CAMERA CONTROLS.

 

[Sciriez]

Golden Sun.

The WORST end boss ever.

Spoiler

"Yes! I beat them! My nemeses I've been following all game! Time to-wait, what? No. NO! They are not fusing into something. No! Fucking no! Goddamn it. Now I have to fight ANOTHER boss."

YESSSS!!! Finally I find someone who shares my hate at that boss fight. In addition to the fusion hate to lengthen the game, it uses the cheapest moves that make no sense. The one in particular I have in mind is called "Outer Space". What the HELL does that even do besides having the Venus Dragon come down on you and wipe your party half the time?

NOOOO! Golden Sun's bosses were great, if occasionally cheap.
But having another form to beat is a plus for me, any day. Zelda has always done it and the final boss has always been great.
The cheap moves also serve to make you really think about your tactics and Djinn use, all in all, a good move in my book.

NWN2 has to have to worst bugs ever though, I walked inside so many inanimate objects.
KOTOR II Also had the worst voice acting at the end, the voice of the end boss changed to a completely different character!!
Oblivion also had awful voice acting as well as dead-eyed people.