Dance-off!

[ThePoodonkis]

Rules:
1) Text only. No Images, gifs, or videos
2) 1-up your opponent with a better dance move.
3) If you want to set the mood with a song, feel free to give song and artist.

Now, we begin with something fairly easy to top:

ThePoodonkis enters the club, in a fully pink tuxedo. The club is fairly low lit until he reaches the dance-floor. It explodes with light and life. A disco-ball falls from the ceiling, the floor lights up with multi-colored floor tiles.
Lasers shoot through the fog-machine excrement and hit the disco ball, millions of dazzling lights envelop the club.
ThePoodonkis begins to dance as I'm Your Boogie Man by KC and the Sunshine Band.
ThePoodonkis puts one hand on the back of his head, and extends the other hand in front of him.
He begins to do the dance move commonly known as "The Sprinkler".

After finishing, ThePoodonkis leaves the dance floor and yells in a loud, but unfathomably sexy voice: "Top that!"

 

[LilGherkin]

Lilgherkin walks onto the dance stage, points directly at ThePoodonkis. He than snaps his finger and You Should Be Dancin' by The Bee Gee's begins to play. He shuffles his arms in circles at a dazing speed. He than does the worm once and pops with enough force at the end to land on his feet. He spins around once and gives the little guns. He than stands in place and does a short little riverdance, and moon-walks off stage to the roars of the audience.

EDIT: Only post on this I'm going to make tonight cause I have to go to sleep. Good night everyone

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Dead or Alive's You Spin me Round (like a record player) comes on. Silence falls over the room as the song begins, the light dims, and Dragonrabbit walks on stage. He remains motionless staring at the ground until the lines, "You spin me right round..." come on, suddenly he jumps and does a 360 degree spin landing with one hand on his crotch the other in the air. After two vigorous crotch thrusts to the left and the right he begins to pump his fist in the air sporadically ocasionally adding the odd crotch thrust sequence. When the chorus comes on for a second time He repeats his original move three times, then pulls out a purple and black flag with a Jolly Roger on it and spins it above his head until the song ends. He finishes by seemingly melting into the crowd.

linked for pure unadulterated awesomeness

 

[maddawg IAJI]

linked for pure unadulterated awesomeness

I'm sorry but this is offtopic. What is with the Eye-patch.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

linked for pure unadulterated awesomeness

I'm sorry but this is offtopic. What is with the Eye-patch.

The eye patch is symbolism for how much Dead or Alive rocks. I mean the guy grew four other hands simply to dance, after which I'm assuming he cut them off and donated them to amputees. But anywayz, best song of the 80's? It very well could be.

 

[Incompl te]

Dkozza, steps out of the shadows and the voices all hush to a silence. As the lights fade, a single spotlight illuminates his rugged features. Gentle, yet harsh. Moments pass, as the people wait and then a mesmerizing performance begins. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg]

Dkozza, at the end of his routine, spots some adoring fans wanting to touch his musled chest. He knows better than this, and runs into the distance. His name on everybody's lips. Dkozza, the legendary dancer that stunned them all. To this day his performance has not been beaten. But someone has come to challenge the mighty artist.

 

[freebiewitz]

A paladin walks on to the stage. Alright watch this. Some video game inspred moves.
DO THE FPS! (Looks up and down while pointing his hammer in the exact direction of his eyes.)
DO THE NOOBY FPS!(Crouches up and down)
DO THE RTS! (Runs around in a circle)
DO THE MMO! (Jumps up and down)

And now for my personal faverite!
DO THE GTA (Censored)

damn lawyers...

 

[Dastardos]

Sorry I went to sleep last night Poo.

I'll post when I get home from school

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Dkozza, steps out of the shadows and the voices all hush to a silence. As the lights fade, a single spotlight illuminates his rugged features. Gentle, yet harsh. Moments pass, as the people wait and then a mesmerizing performance begins. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg]

Dkozza, at the end of his routine, spots some adoring fans wanting to touch his musled chest. He knows better than this, and runs into the distance. His name on everybody's lips. Dkozza, the legendary dancer that stunned them all. To this day his performance has not been beaten. But someone has come to challenge the mighty artist.

Spoiler: No

Disqaulfied. No videos just text.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Dkozza, steps out of the shadows and the voices all hush to a silence. As the lights fade, a single spotlight illuminates his rugged features. Gentle, yet harsh. Moments pass, as the people wait and then a mesmerizing performance begins. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg]

Dkozza, at the end of his routine, spots some adoring fans wanting to touch his musled chest. He knows better than this, and runs into the distance. His name on everybody's lips. Dkozza, the legendary dancer that stunned them all. To this day his performance has not been beaten. But someone has come to challenge the mighty artist.

[HEADING=1]Disqualify'd for dancing a video![/HEADING]


Anywho:
The man in the pink tuxedo does the worm back into the dance floor.
He stands, and the song Disco Science by Mirwais [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTKG4WijFIA] plays.
ThePoodonkis puts his head to the floor and his feet to the sky. He puts his hands on the floor in front of him and, using his amazing arm strength, starts to spin himself around.
He does exactly seventeen 360 degree turns on his head before pushing himself up into the air, still spinning. He lands on one finger, continues to spin 4 more times on said finger, and gets back to his feet.
"Ha!" He yells to the crowd, masking his surprise that this spin actually worked. He makes his way back into the crowd.
Then the club's DJ, Three Dog, exclaims to the crowd, "Anyone feel like topping what we've had so far?"

 

[scatmanfan]

Calvin and Hobbes both walk into the club. They freeze, and Beat It by Micheal Jackson plays. They both begin to do the robot to the bass beats. Once the chorus hits, they begin to moonwalk away, do an epic headspin, and then moonwalk back until their paths cross. Hobbes tosses Calvin, and as Calvin flips in the air, Hobbes does the pepper grinder and catches Calvin on his back. They walk off the dance floor, high fiving as they do.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Uh-oh! it's time for xxcloud417xx epic robot moves! ooooooooohhhhh dayum! He's dancing to some Satisfaction by Benny Benassi.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Mookie_Magnus walks in, and does the Robot to Styx's Mr.Roboto. As the music fades, the song switches to Bodies, by Drowning Pool, to which he does some of the most amazing headbanging/dancing anyone has ever seen.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

It's time for some techtonik! xxcloud417xx comes back to the dancefloor with seamless moves that only Treaxxy and Vavan could mimick! They're playing the Tepr Remix of 'A cause des garcons' by Yelle ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytf3gZMFkY ) Treax