Dancing With Myself

[Colour Scientist]

I've recently returned from pre-Saint Patrick's Day celebrations and am currently dancing around my room to Aretha Franklin.


I don't care how terrible I look, I'm embracing the awfulness of my dancing and the utter amazingness of this song.

I was going to ask for your drunk songs but that just ends up with people posting YouTube videos that no one else listens to so, instead, I thought I'd ask what embarrassing things you guys do to blow off steam or wind down after you've been drinking or when you're just in a really good mood?

There was nothing particularly joyous about tonight, I'm just really enjoying Aretha and my own company at this present moment in time.

So, what do you guys do? I mean silly things when no one else is watching.

Not jacking off. XD

I may regret this tomorrow.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Pretty much the same thing as you, except I listen to old 90's gangsta rap and generally act like a wigger (while in my own private company, naturally). It can get pretty silly, but hey, what can one do when the music is so good and you're feeling on top of the world?

Also, jacking off is a terrible idea when intoxicated. In my experience, it takes a thousand times longer to actually finish. Just for your info, there.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

I like doing karate combos in the elevator to my apartment. 32nd floor, it's a long way up alright? Yeah, they put cameras in there since the start of the year but I don't care.

I do it in my house too, sometimes on various corners of the house and on furniture, it has got me in trouble before but nothing drastic, think I may have knocked something delicate once. Of course, I have been doing it since I was a kid, before I actually learned martial arts, up till now. For awhile I was so obsessed with it I did it in the shower as well. More close-quarter, krav maga stuff tho (not karate, I'd probably take out the shower screen).

 

[Fappy]

If no one is in the house sometimes I sing terrible opera for fun. The acoustics in the house are pretty sweet, LOL.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

When I hit the scotch a little too hard, I usually end up singing rap songs or 80s power ballads. Loudly. Annoyingly loudly.

While I can't say for sure, I'd like to assume it's at once both scary bad and amazing all at the same time.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Also, jacking off is a terrible idea when intoxicated. In my experience, it takes a thousand times longer to actually finish. Just for your info, there.

Man, Im so glad alcohol doesnt seem to have have that affect on me. Its like a traditional way to finish the fun night!

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Man, Im so glad alcohol doesnt seem to have have that affect on me. Its like a traditional way to finish the fun night!

I envy you! Actually, I was talking to my friend about it the other night and he told me whenever he and his girl go at it while drunk they rarely end up finishing, and just say "To hell with this" and go to sleep halfway. Lol.

 

[Frezzato]

...I was going to ask for your drunk songs but that just ends up with people posting YouTube videos that no one else listens to....

Pfft. Hell, we can still TRY:

Spoiler: All About That

Bass

I rarely drink nowadays so I have to settle for blasting music like that while driving.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I do... pretty much all of the above... while naked. >.>

Pretty much the only thing I don't do when I'm drunk and alone is game. Drunk gaming is only fun with friends.

 

[Albino Boo]

Well put like this it was my birthday yesterday and my treat to myself was knocking off work 1/2 an hour early, making myself a pot of tea and watching pointless. So what do I do to blow off steam, drink tea and watch pointless.

 

[Teoes]

I must be some sort of freak introvert.. I don't really do anything when no-one's watching! That is if whacking it doesn't count. I maybe talk to myself a little if I'm alone in the house all day, but that's all.

Edit: implication in my post that whacking it is also something done when there are people watching..

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... Does dance-jacking not count in this situation?

OT: Despite my indifference to Frozen[footnote]Outside of loving the shit out of "Frozen Heart" and hating the shit out of the trolls...[/footnote], whenever I'm the only person in the apartment, I start to strut around like I'm a black version of Elsa... To top it off, I start improve-singing cliche love songs that have nothing to do with me at all... and I'm not even drinking while any of this is even happening...

Other than that, if it's not the improved singing of cliche love songs, then it's improve-rapping about cliche love songs...
(My glob, I wonder what I'll really do if I was both drunk and alone...)

 

[Casual Shinji]

Besides jacking... Nothing really.

Though I think that's because I'm just not that expressive even when I'm by myself, rather than being some free spirit or something. No, I don't even sing and dance when I'm alone -- I don't wanna hear my own atonal burps and roars, nor do I like jumping and spinning around this lumbering corpse of mine.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I sing like Roseanne Barr being pecked to death by a murder of rambunctious crows, so I only ever sing in my own company.

And I'm pretty badass (though only in a weird, subversive way that doesn't make sense)

 

[happyninja42]

I usually find some of my more upbeat, energetic songs and bounce around like a nutjob. Usually stuff like various songs by Fishbone, Do You Right by 311, something with fast drums and the kind of mood that inspires you to jump up and down like a pogostick.

I also will watch Team Fourstar's various productions, especially season 2 of the DBZ Abridged series. I never get tired of seeing them make fun of the who Freeza arc on Namek.

I will also watch a few choice episodes of MST 3K, like Outlaw of Gor, Space Mutiny, or Werewolf. These just make me giggle every time I see them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have been known to dance to this alone.

 

[Ryotknife]

Thought you were hiding from the ravenous hordes at the gates, color?

as for me, i do talk to myself a lot when no one is around. Verbalizing my thoughts basically. However....whenever im on a fallout 3 or New Vegas binge....it can get quite ugly. I dont even like the music, but i will be dancing/singing to them for like a week.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Why in god's name is this not a Billy Idol thread? Why?!

I'm amazed that took so long, if I'm honest. XD

 

[visiblenoise]

I usually end up slouched in my chair, not being able to do anything. If I'm feeling particularly energetic, I might turn on the computer and sit in front of that.

 

[Evonisia]

Though I'm sure any nearby neighbours would like me to stop: ain't nothing gonna stop me from spinning madly, singscreeching or dashing about while attempting to refill my drink or grab something I suppose (purely coincidental) whilst having this blasting from a nearby device.


I'm not swinging from anything though, that shit hurts. Thankfully I usually have my senses and just go on my PC to stop the urges.