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Toilet roll must've been a godsend for them...JoJo said:
Also the thread has reached the point where it's safe for me to post this:
Before I get involved 'cos this shit is in my wheel house, how far can I go ...? I don't want modwrath but with this subject matter, I feel like a rabbit trying not to get caught in a box and stick trap.
'cos for me comedy is just that, for laughs ... I'm not xenophobic or homophobic or transphobic, I'm not scared of any of them (hehehe) but I will make jokes about them all the live long day if I could. It's not 'cos I like to emotionally hurt them or make light of them, I (like Jimmy Carr) love that HAHAHAooooohhhhh sound ... they laugh out of instinct and then when they realize what they are laughing at, they go "ooooh" like "god, I'm a horrible person".
So, how far can I go?
'cos for me comedy is just that, for laughs ... I'm not xenophobic or homophobic or transphobic, I'm not scared of any of them (hehehe) but I will make jokes about them all the live long day if I could. It's not 'cos I like to emotionally hurt them or make light of them, I (like Jimmy Carr) love that HAHAHAooooohhhhh sound ... they laugh out of instinct and then when they realize what they are laughing at, they go "ooooh" like "god, I'm a horrible person".
So, how far can I go?
As far as you want.omega 616 said:
But if you think its gonna be -ist to somebody, just say so in the spoiler tag. Like warning: 9/11, warning: Jimmy Savile, Warning: Jimmy Carr, you get the idea.
I mean don't post something that would literally get you banned (like a beheading) but so far we've had childfucking and crash footage, so this thread's far from tame.
I'm inclined to say there's no limit as long as you do it in good humour and not aimed at anybody on the site. Also spoiler it and label what it is so people can avoid it if they want.omega 616 said:
And I wanna add "nothing hugely pornographic" as a safety net.
Thank you OP. I had this thought after reading about a terminally ill Star Wars fan who got his wished by seeing The Force Awakens early. He died today. I'm thinking, "Oh my God! How bad is this movie?"
forgot about that song, god I love that man, his humor hits my funny bone perfectly.Strazdas said:
Just in case, if you feel I've gone to far lemme know and I will edit it out, instead of getting a warning? Deal?sky14kemea said:
I'm still apprehensive about this but here goes ...
We will start off gentle ...
(this is of my own creation and I am no comedian) I heard Michael J fox was nearly in the new James bond film as the bar tender 'cos as we all know he likes his Martini shaken not stared. (what do you think?)
Why do female parachuter's wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down.
Now that we have warmed up on a few ... off colour ones, how about a few pitch black ones?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
the wheel chair
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, you've told her twice already
Lil darker?
What is the difference between a butter bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a butter bean on my face
Darker?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
at least Usain could finish a race
What?s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
Acne doesn?t come on a boys face until after he?s thirteen.
Jimmy Carr joke (in case it hasn't been told)
How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
shit in her ****
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
kick his head in
MORE dark? Well this is the last straw really ... and this is the one I am expecting mod wrath for but if it's too much just let me edit it instead of giving me a warning, it's not like I just posted it after all....
why are black people so tall?
'cos their knee grows
Wow you weren't fooling around.omega 616 said:
A redneck virgin!
Oh, and this was an actual conversation I heard on the bus home today by grown adults.
"I hate people on benifits, they are so lazy they wont even get out of their wheelchairs to work"
What can I say? I'm an asshole!Josh123914 said:
I think the context of what people say is important, which is why I am personally ok with these jokes. I know I don't hate women or people different to me (skin colour, sexual orientation, gender etc) so these are just jokes, sticks and stones and all that but I get other people are effected by these things.
