Darkest secret

[Trivun]

Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?

Yes, I suppose it is somewhat coincidental. What happens in your story? Because for the record I don't think having sex with your cousin is that bad, as long as no one finds out about it and you don't marry them and have kids or anything. You know what they say, "Incest is best." I find that saying hilarious. I tried to put it as my motto on my xbox gamertag, but apparently it finds "incest" innapropriate. What sick f*ck at Microsoft thought of adding incest to the list of bad words when they were making it?

I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

Spoiler

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

Spoiler

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.

Sounds interesting. As long as it doesn't end in a three-way. Is it screwed up that I thought of that? Well, I'm just saying that if you were making a porno movie that'd be the setup for one hell of a threeway. I'll shut up now.

 

[Trivun]

I suppose you have a point there, sort of. It's just a bit of a taboo subject, that's all. As for the story, it didn't actually start out as an incest plot. Our society president found a bottle on a beach a while ago, and when she opened it there were two wax figures inside bound in cloth. Usually on British beaches all we have is seaweed and rubbish anyway, but this really creeped her out. We were using this as the basis for the idea, then someone came up with another, where the three characters in the story find this bottle, and the story is about the mystery of these wax figures. Then someone suggested family, so we decided that the story should go like this:

Spoiler

This girl, around 20-22 years old, lives in some random Northern UK town with her younger brother, and their cousin comes to visit. The cousin had sex with the girl last time he was visiting and no-one knows, but the brother keeps hinting that he found out somehow, and there's a lot of tension in the group. Then they find the bottle with the two wax figures inside, and this represents a sort of symbolic look at the relationship between the girl and her cousin. That's about as far as we've got so far, we still need to work on the actual script.

Sounds interesting. As long as it doesn't end in a three-way. Is it screwed up that I thought of that? Well, I'm just saying that if you were making a porno movie that'd be the setup for one hell of a threeway. I'll shut up now.

Problem is we can't really do that, it's set on a pebble beach so it'd be pretty painful for the actors involved . Even if we could, it's funded by Leeds University Student Union, the same people who boycott Nestle and bottled water for ethical purposes but have no problem selling plastic bottles of Coca Cola. I doubt they'd be too happy if we filmed a porno, but Leeds has the hottest girls I've ever seen in a city at any one time, so we'd probably sweep up at the Adult Movie Awards...

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

Impregnated 5 girls....in my defense, they were too hot and drunk to pass up.

 

[Trivun]

Personally I'm attracted to the darkness in people. I have no idea why, but mysterious and dark, twisted kinds of girl turn me on. Maybe that's why I'm still single...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

My name is...Ernie

 

[ElephantGuts]

Problem is we can't really do that, it's set on a pebble beach so it'd be pretty painful for the actors involved . Even if we could, it's funded by Leeds University Student Union, the same people who boycott Nestle and bottled water for ethical purposes but have no problem selling plastic bottles of Coca Cola. I doubt they'd be too happy if we filmed a porno, but Leeds has the hottest girls I've ever seen in a city at any one time, so we'd probably sweep up at the Adult Movie Awards...

Heh. Well, have fun with your movie anyway.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake

Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake

Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.

The rake always triumphs...

 

[gigastrike]

I think that Carameldansen is the best song ever written. I also like Naruto enough to read the manga on a regular basis.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I think that Carameldansen is the best song ever written. I also like Naruto enough to read the manga on a regular basis.

OMG...Ive only just made the connection between the name and the tune...I heard it on this artists page [http://novicenoah.egloos.com/category/Images./page/41] and thought it was the best thing I'd ever heard (mainly due to the little chaos cultist dancing along to it). Now I know. I'm happy.

PS if anyone knows a way to save and turn that into a gif I would actually change my avatar to that. (there's a downloadable .swf file above the video)

 

[Trivun]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake

Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.

The rake always triumphs...

I'd take you both. I have weapons training and failing that would simply bore you to death...

 

[Papertank]

I murder people at night. With a rake. Yes, I am the the Bristol Rake Killer.

I've finally found you! I will have vengence for what you did to my father!
Your death will be swift, but rest assured it will not be painless, you will suffer I will see to that with a passion the white hot burning of 10,000 suns can't compare to.

I licked his blood from my rake...

You bastard! I will kill, you learn necromancy, and raise you from the dead just to kill you again! I may not be a match for you and your rake yet but I will have my revenge soon.

I know where you live...

Damn, in hind sight maybe I shouldn't have put that in my profile...

I'm outside right now... sharpening my rake

Too bad, I've already finished my training montage and armed myself with a shovel you don't stand a chance now.

The rake always triumphs...

I'd take you both. I have weapons training and failing that would simply bore you to death...

Backfiring gun for the win.

 

[BmC]

If I told you I would have to kill you...

I cried at the end of Forest Gump, and Band of Brothers.
And now I have to kill you...

I cried at the end of Titanic and Kingdom Hearts.
Oh dear.

 

[Caimekaze]

Oh and I like the mangas Kiss In The Blue, Absolute Boyfriend, As The God Of Death Dictates, and Shinigami Lovers.

So, you like yaoi? Plausibly not, I haven't read the other ones.

My dark secret... I feel elitist half the time, and struggle to control it, and I occasionally pirate games. I delete them really quickly though, due to the guilt.

Be proud. Do you go to school?

Yes I do. Wherefore?

 

[Vortigar]

1. One more for the Pokémon trading cards here. I still have two decks. I quit after some punk kid stole a pair of Blastoises, never did find out which one of the twerps it was, figured it was too much of a hassle for such a simple game. Was a fresh breeze compared to the ever expanding complexity of Magic in fact, I still maintain its a well designed game. I still watch the Pokémon cartoon when new episodes show up. Never picked up Yugioh.

2. I like Angel Sanctuary and own the complete run of the manga.

3. My first celebrity crush was Grace Jones. (Dark secret? Get it?)

PS if anyone knows a way to save and turn that into a gif I would actually change my avatar to that. (there's a downloadable .swf file above the video)

Well, there's this thing [http://students.depaul.edu/%7Elyap/megatokyo11.gif].
That what you're looking for? (Shamelessly hotlinked...) I'm not sure, the link wouldn't open for me.

I cried at the end of Titanic and Kingdom Hearts.
Oh dear.

Man, I have to bite back tears in randomly any movie or cartoon.
Anything from Bloodsport to Anna and the King gets to me.
Except Trinity's death in Matrix 3.
I'm completely unaffected by video games though.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Well, there's this thing [http://students.depaul.edu/%7Elyap/megatokyo11.gif].
That what you're looking for? (Shamelessly hotlinked...) I'm not sure, the link wouldn't open for me.

No, I'm afraid not. I mean the one by A/O of the little chaos cultist done in a similar style (check the link I provided, it takes a minute to load & you have to scroll down, or there's a link to an .swf of the same pic but coloured and with various other chibified WH40K characters dancing to the tune. Ignore the video at the top of the page it doesn't work, just go for the .swf link above it.)

EDIT: OK. I've worked out how to make images of the necessary frames of animation, I just don't know how to put them together into a gif.

What a gyp... The perfect girl, but with baggage unwanted.

Yes, she was.

 

[Rascarin]

I've been known to listen to the music of James Blunt, and occasionaly sing along.


It was years ago, and I was going through my weird teenage phase. It's not my fault.

 

[Vlane]

What is your darkest secret.
This dark:

Spoiler: Image

Here goes:
I actually watched and liked O.C back when it first aired.

I think I watched the first season and then I just watched it whenever I sat in front of the TV. I liked it.

Let's see. I like Never Gonna Give You Up.

Oh dear sweet lord.
This one's defective lads, get him!

Edit: Should probably contribute to the thread.
I killed a guy.

It's funny that I like this song considering what I usually listen to. Hell I bought the new Cannibal Corpse album 30 minutes ago and that should tell you something.

Another thing: I love Lucky Star!

 

[Silver]

I don't have any dark secrets. Seriously.

I used to collect Pokemon cards. I still have them. I play with them if I find something willing. I've got a few hundred magic cards too. I don't see why that'd be a dark secret.

I mean it's not like I have something to really hide. I've never raped someone, I've never killed someone. I have been sexually abused, but that's also not really something I feel like I have to hide.

Hell, I have a Britney Spears album in my room as I type this. Not that I listen to it, and not that it was originally mine, it just ended up here.