de-rez: The Truth About 3D Realms

whistleduck

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Now, shall we tell them about Sarah or not?

Quite obviously those are fake breasts
okay, i would just like to say that i can personally guarantee that those breasts are 100% real, homegrown goodness, but can we please leave it there before this thread becomes a debate about breasts and not a discussion about the great film that precedes it.

because as great as boobs really are, there's a time & a place people!
 

Logie--bear

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Let's check my "What I want in a video list"
*ahem*

Balanced sound levels... check
"LAUGH AT ME" Sword sheathed... Check
Creativity... Check
Chris Slack back on form.... Check
Laughter.... check x 3

Well done!!
Just keep it at this standard and I'll buy the T-Shirt
(Nice hair btw Chris)
 

Zekko5

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Okay...seriously? It took me at least a minute to figure out that that was intended to be funny.

Too slow is as best as I can sum it up right now. The jokes aren't too bad, but the buildup to them is too damn long and slow and boring.

The jokes themselves come across as rather shallow and dumb, actually...

CanadianWolverine said:
Er, did anyone else notice that the lady meant to make the game 'politically correct' was *ahem* wearing a really low cut top?
I was wondering whether that was intentional or not, because it was far from the over the top smexyness I would have expected from such a joke.


Enter rants about me not wanting to have sex with this video and thus not being entitled to comment in the first place!
It's only criticism, ffs.
 
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Zekko5 said:
Okay...seriously? It took me at least a minute to figure out that that was intended to be funny.

Too slow is as best as I can sum it up right now. The jokes aren't too bad, but the buildup to them is too damn long and slow and boring.

The jokes themselves come across as rather shallow and dumb, actually...

CanadianWolverine said:
Er, did anyone else notice that the lady meant to make the game 'politically correct' was *ahem* wearing a really low cut top?
I was wondering whether that was intentional or not, because it was far from the over the top smexyness I would have expected from such a joke.


Enter rants about me not wanting to have sex with this video and thus not being entitled to comment in the first place!
It's only criticism, ffs.
It's deadpan humor. It's funny because of what they say combined with them acting serious and not silly, like in the Hitman episode.

Edit: I'm just saying that this humor is not for everyone, so I can empathize with you, even if I found it funny.
 

The Reverend

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Hehe, nice one guys. The deadpan Office style of humor isn't my favorite style, but it was rather good, IMO. Keep it up, fellow Englishmen!
 

phil-rez

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The Reverend said:
Hehe, nice one guys. The deadpan Office style of humor isn't my favorite style, but it was rather good, IMO. Keep it up, fellow Englishmen!
sorry to dissapoint my friend but we are all irish apart from holly,
cheers for the comment, keep watching
 

The Reverend

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phil-rez said:
The Reverend said:
Hehe, nice one guys. The deadpan Office style of humor isn't my favorite style, but it was rather good, IMO. Keep it up, fellow Englishmen!
sorry to dissapoint my friend but we are all irish apart from holly,
cheers for the comment, keep watching
Heh, you guys don't sound Irish. Then again David Tenant sounds English in Dr. Who. I'll say "British Isle-landers" then. Though thats a bit of a mouthful.. Guys. Yeh, that'll do.
 

whistleduck

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The Reverend said:
phil-rez said:
The Reverend said:
Hehe, nice one guys. The deadpan Office style of humor isn't my favorite style, but it was rather good, IMO. Keep it up, fellow Englishmen!
sorry to dissapoint my friend but we are all irish apart from holly,
cheers for the comment, keep watching
Heh, you guys don't sound Irish. Then again David Tenant sounds English in Dr. Who. I'll say "British Isle-landers" then. Though thats a bit of a mouthful.. Guys. Yeh, that'll do.
don't think holly will take too kindly to the "guys" bit...hehe you can never win!
 

Zekko5

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thebobmaster said:
It's deadpan humor. It's funny because of what they say combined with them acting serious and not silly, like in the Hitman episode.

Edit: I'm just saying that this humor is not for everyone, so I can empathize with you, even if I found it funny.
Good point, now that I think about it I've never enjoyed this kind of humor which seems to laugh at people's stupid where all I could do was sigh or feel ashamed of the poor bastards or both.
 
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whistleduck said:
The Reverend said:
phil-rez said:
The Reverend said:
Hehe, nice one guys. The deadpan Office style of humor isn't my favorite style, but it was rather good, IMO. Keep it up, fellow Englishmen!
sorry to dissapoint my friend but we are all irish apart from holly,
cheers for the comment, keep watching
Heh, you guys don't sound Irish. Then again David Tenant sounds English in Dr. Who. I'll say "British Isle-landers" then. Though thats a bit of a mouthful.. Guys. Yeh, that'll do.
don't think holly will take too kindly to the "guys" bit...hehe you can never win!
Don't think the Irish guys will take too kindly to being called English either :)
 

Colodomoko

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I liked it when he made the resident evil vid, but this one was a little bleak.

Are we searching for adult buisness humor or is it the fact this vid was funny and therfore in the next 10 possible minutes I shall attempt to love my dull boring buisness and attempt to have boring sex with a dull british civilian.

easy...easy...easy...easy...ea-sy....easy....easy.es-...s....y....there we go.
 
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I think the story is that most people try to show their jobs as wonderful in order to hide the dreadful tedium of having to work.

And you keep the boring civvies, we're enjoying the wild ones. :)
 

UncleAsriel

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Excellent! The Office's influence is strong, but given the context of 3D Realms's legendary vapourware status , it suits the vid perfectly. The deadpan humour is hilarious and the overall feature worked well! The pseudo-documentary style worked well previously in the searching for Gordan Freeman thing, so maybe (though this is tentative - the Resident Evil riff was by far the best IMO) this mockumentary style is your ticket to stardom, whores, and REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
 

Nerdfury

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I'm sorry, but this was slow and not very well paced at all. I know Duke Nukem Forever is hilarious enough by itself, but your video made it dull. There were no funny lines - it was like listening to people discuss boxes or something.

You need to actually have some comedy - this isn't funny. Mock documentaries and such is funny if pulled off well, but it's not one of your strengths.