Dead Or Alive Bear Volleyball

[Proto Taco]

It's simply not fair that girls get all the fun. Years of research, entire careers, have been put into refining jiggle physics for our pixels, and yet all that sublime wisdom is squandered on the dead-eye focus given to boobs. Where's the luscious bellies? Those glorious, rotund hills of hair which so seldom caress our vistas. Truly such an affront to the dignity of gaming cannot be allowed to continue.

Thusly I say there must be a game about topless hairy men with bellies playing volleyball on a beach. Deny us not the vision of sugartums dancing beneath a seaside sunrise, and deliver us from boobery. For thine is the kingdom, of bouncidy bounce..amen...

Who's with me?!

 

[Schtimpy]

I was with you, but then you brought humans into a perfectly good game about bears...wait...big hairy mammals with massive...no...wild beasts living in the Alaskan...sigh, this is hard. DAMNIT.

well played

 

[Here Comes Tomorrow]

But only one character in DoA was even close to a bear, and Bass is literally the shittest character in DoA.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

I was with you, but then you brought humans into a perfectly good game about bears...wait...big hairy mammals with massive...no...wild beasts living in the Alaskan...sigh, this is hard. DAMNIT.

well played

I was with the OP when I thought they were suggesting a game where they play Volleyball with a bear as the ball
Though I guess that would be called "Beach Volleybear"

 

[Terminal Blue]

Some people are missing some required information, I think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

 

[Darth Rosenberg]

Pft, I just want a game about actual bears playing volleyball, now. Would their claws puncture the ball? Would 'maul Leonardo DiCaprio' be a between-stages mini-game?

 

[Here Comes Tomorrow]

Pft, I just want a game about actual bears playing volleyball, now. Would their claws puncture the ball? Would 'maul Leonardo DiCaprio' be a between-stages mini-game?

Tekken 3 has the answers you seek.

 

[Proto Taco]

The next logical step is a Change.org petition.

 

[BX3]

I read the thread title and got super excited... then realized you were talking about the colloquial version of Bears rather than the litteral ones.

...*sigh*... I'm never gonna get an Ursa softcore porn game in my lifetime am I...?

 

[stormtrooper9091]

I agree. But I prefer different kind of voluptuousness if you know what I mean

 

[Neverhoodian]

At first I thought the OP was advocating for a different type of bear, prompting an unwanted mental image of Winnie the Pooh posing suggestively in a thong.

...And now your childhood has died.

 

[sageoftruth]

Pft, I just want a game about actual bears playing volleyball, now. Would their claws puncture the ball? Would 'maul Leonardo DiCaprio' be a between-stages mini-game?

Forget volleyball. Give 'em the full DOA Xtreme treatment. Have them lounging seductively in beach chairs, bumping their butts against each other atop flotation devices, and playing idly in the sand. A youtube video of that would have me in stitches.

 

[FPLOON]

I prefer grizzlies, but [other kinds of] bears would do just fine...

Other than that, if the game got a rating equivalent to a "Teen" rating, then the game's doing it wrong!

 

[go-10]

it sucks that this isn't a zombie bears vs living bears volleyball game

 

[Remus]

A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
all black and brown, and covered with hair.
The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!

 

[FillerDmon]

At first I thought the OP was advocating for a different type of bear, prompting an unwanted mental image of Winnie the Pooh posing suggestively in a thong.

...And now your childhood has died.

... What was that one quote?

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."

That about describes an accurate response to your comment.

As for the op, I suggested this same thing in the last thread someone made about DOAX and boobs and junk. At this point, I'm wondering if we can pull a Smash Bros and get all the male protagonists from like 30 different series, nearly entirely naked for some fun on an island. Mario, Dante, Marcus Phoenix, Kratos, Nathan Drake, Link, Sub Zero, etc.

 

[felbot]

if they make it they better have Ryu Hayabusa in there. he is the best husbando after all.

 

[Dr. Thrax]

I'm with a lot of other people here, I thought we were talking about ROAR bears, not the big fuzzy gay guy bears kind.
Although at first I just thought it was one weird typo and my brain would autocorrect it back to "Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball", but nope, I was wrong. I was doubly wrong.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

if they make it they better have Ryu Hayabusa in there. he is the best husbando after all.

I'm really against making waifu/husbando a thing but I guess it's a little too late for that

 

[Here Comes Tomorrow]

if they make it they better have Ryu Hayabusa in there. he is the best husbando after all.

Your husbando is shit. Bayman is the patrician's husbando.