Dead Rising 2 Trailer Features Chainsaw-on-a-Stick

[spartan773]

epic.

THE! SINGLE! MOST! EPIC THING BESIDES CANNED FRUIT! O_O

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Wow....I'm adding that to my "List of the most impractical weapons ever" as we speak.

"Darth Maul Double-Chainsaw Stick" is just scratching the surface, man.
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Just in this trailer, I see:

A chainsaw on a retractable chain whip
A Gatling gun that shoots fists
Eyeball guns that shoot eyes
Bazooka Elevator
Variants of "replace limb with sword" - including one with swords for all 4 limbs
Krull-like giant ninja star thing

The full movie has a bunch more mindblowingly impractical weapons.

 

[Blackjack 222]

Good idea with the motorcycle, now when the chains hit bone and break he has 2 uncontrollable chains of death flying at him as he looses control of a motorcycle in an area full of zombies.

 

[Mordwyl]

You had me at human battering moose.