Deal with the devil...
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Am I forced to make the deal for some reason?
Because I can't think of anything I'd prefer to have over my soul. Even though there's a lot of things I desire.
Because I can't think of anything I'd prefer to have over my soul. Even though there's a lot of things I desire.
I'd want to be a god. Not some bullshitty role as god of something stupid, I mean full on, immortal "Fear my planet annihilating wrath puny mortals!" god. Like bending the universe to my slightest whims god. I don't have to be God, just a god.
The deal that his soul belongs to me, and he is my lackeyt, never to call upon my end of the deal.
All the powers of hell plus its ruler at my finger tips.
All the powers of hell plus its ruler at my finger tips.
You have to sell your soul in fractions, see how much you're worth. You don't put all your chips in at once. It's a tough economy, barter with him.
Do we get attacked by hell hounds after the time frame is up for the deal? Because I would wish to exist outside of reality able to help those and become friends with people to help them through tough times.keve4433 said:
Infinite wishes, but not stupid blow up in your face genie style wishes. Real wishes that work. Then I would wish for my soul back.
Well, it's the devil, so he'll probably just trick any person who thinks they're getting a 'deal.' So, I'd ask him for a different contract.
Lock George Lucas, Bobby Kotick, Jack Thompson, Keith Vaz, Michael Atkinson, The Westboro Baptist Church, Stephanie Meyer and Rupert Murdoch in a room together.
That's it.
That's it.
This is a conundrum for me. You see, if I were to make a deal for anything, it would be so that I'd never age, never died, that sort of thing. ON THE OTHER HAND, if I'm making a deal with the Devil, then I assume God and Heaven are also real, so I'll pass 
Ah but see then it throws faith out so you would be judged based on how you lived before you knew the devil was real and thus heaven. Had you before that point worshipped and loved Jesus, and had you repented any hell worthy sins before meeting him, such as not worshipping and loving Jesus? If you hadn't what would your deal be then?Lucas_90 said:This is a conundrum for me. You see, if I were to make a deal for anything, it would be so that I'd never age, never died, that sort of thing. ON THE OTHER HAND, if I'm making a deal with the Devil, then I assume God and Heaven are also real, so I'll pass
OT: Following my logic, I would ask to get the same treatments as those two metal heads in little nicky in the movie the characters not the actors!
This is why I left christianityRationalization said:Ah but see then it throws faith out so you would be judged based on how you lived before you knew the devil was real and thus heaven. Had you before that point worshipped and loved Jesus, and had you repented any hell worthy sins before meeting him, such as not worshipping and loving Jesus? If you hadn't what would your deal be then?Lucas_90 said:This is a conundrum for me. You see, if I were to make a deal for anything, it would be so that I'd never age, never died, that sort of thing. ON THE OTHER HAND, if I'm making a deal with the Devil, then I assume God and Heaven are also real, so I'll pass
OT: Following my logic, I would ask to get the same treatments as those two metal heads in little nicky in the movie the characters not the actors!
God doesn't play fair. I find his methods waaaaay below 'Divine' and 'Godly'. However, I'm stop there because people could take offence, and that sort of stuff belongs in 'Religion and Politics'Anyway, That being the case, I'd probably go back to my original deal of never ageing and immortality. Maaaaaaybe being able to conjur and throw fireballs would be cool too