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Dear Besmer Dakostidath,
Why did you wall your pet goose inside the magma channel? You have no one but yourself to blame for its death.
Why did you wall your pet goose inside the magma channel? You have no one but yourself to blame for its death.
Dear Woods,
I refuse to become involved in the criminal endevour of stealing other people's MI24-I Hineds.
Sincerely, MrJKapowey.
I refuse to become involved in the criminal endevour of stealing other people's MI24-I Hineds.
Sincerely, MrJKapowey.
Dear creager91,
cramping up is a pain worse then DK's infamous Donkey Punch. Bananas are the only way to relieve the pain. Not saying King K. Rule was prone to cramping but imagine how many bananas those bananas would have got him from new-age healers and organic food sellers!
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Dear Mario,
It's more or less over between you and Peach and has been since the early 1990's. If you really, really want to get her back though, take a good look at how she lives herself. I would suggest dressing up as Wario and 'kidnapping' her yourself which could very well be the only way to re-ignite that old, old flame. Even if you can't get back with her romantically, rest assured that she will still invite you over to play board games and, go out go-karting with her real BF, Bowser.
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Dear Dr. Freeman,
You are a Scientist. Despite your credentials we haven't really heard from you in over three years. We were promised a more episodic look into your life but you're really disappointing us you see. I mentioned earlier that you are a scientist because frankly, an undergrad would have less trouble keeping some sort of tight schedule than you have been able to recently. It isn't that I'm angry in fact I'm worried that you may be hurt, imprisoned or, dead. I and the community at large just want to know what you're up to; if you're OK and, what you're working on next.
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Dear Van Tastic
I know you're not dead, nor are your room mates from college. It's been several years now and I think it's time your show made a comeback. Not many people may remember you but I certainly do and I think a program like yours is something the world needs right now, with a new cast and new games/ challenges.
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Dear Cthulhu,
The stars are nearly right. The alter is set and blood, still warm, is running from the alter. It is unfortunate that you will not make it to film but this world cannot bar you for much longer. As the day prophesied by The Mayans draw near, I know that your slumber weakens and I know that you stir in your sunken home, in your sunken city. The world may not be ready for you but they were not ready for you when you last appeared either or even when you first spread your wings and escaped from those deep vaults you called home. Cthulhu F'taghn.
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Kevin Butler,
You suck.
signed,
Your Mom
cramping up is a pain worse then DK's infamous Donkey Punch. Bananas are the only way to relieve the pain. Not saying King K. Rule was prone to cramping but imagine how many bananas those bananas would have got him from new-age healers and organic food sellers!
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Dear Mario,
It's more or less over between you and Peach and has been since the early 1990's. If you really, really want to get her back though, take a good look at how she lives herself. I would suggest dressing up as Wario and 'kidnapping' her yourself which could very well be the only way to re-ignite that old, old flame. Even if you can't get back with her romantically, rest assured that she will still invite you over to play board games and, go out go-karting with her real BF, Bowser.
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Dear Dr. Freeman,
You are a Scientist. Despite your credentials we haven't really heard from you in over three years. We were promised a more episodic look into your life but you're really disappointing us you see. I mentioned earlier that you are a scientist because frankly, an undergrad would have less trouble keeping some sort of tight schedule than you have been able to recently. It isn't that I'm angry in fact I'm worried that you may be hurt, imprisoned or, dead. I and the community at large just want to know what you're up to; if you're OK and, what you're working on next.
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Dear Van Tastic
I know you're not dead, nor are your room mates from college. It's been several years now and I think it's time your show made a comeback. Not many people may remember you but I certainly do and I think a program like yours is something the world needs right now, with a new cast and new games/ challenges.
----
Dear Cthulhu,
The stars are nearly right. The alter is set and blood, still warm, is running from the alter. It is unfortunate that you will not make it to film but this world cannot bar you for much longer. As the day prophesied by The Mayans draw near, I know that your slumber weakens and I know that you stir in your sunken home, in your sunken city. The world may not be ready for you but they were not ready for you when you last appeared either or even when you first spread your wings and escaped from those deep vaults you called home. Cthulhu F'taghn.
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Kevin Butler,
You suck.
signed,
Your Mom
Dear Alex Mercer:
I'm coming for you, you son of a *****.
Sincerely,
Sgt. James Heller
[sub]No, that's not me, that's the player character of [PROTOTYPE] 2.[/sub]
I'm coming for you, you son of a *****.
Sincerely,
Sgt. James Heller
[sub]No, that's not me, that's the player character of [PROTOTYPE] 2.[/sub]