Death and Headlines

[Spirultima]

Make a headline from the death above you.

Put here the best way you could either commit sucide or kill someone.

Drown someone in a bath of there own sperm

 

[CompanionCube]

Man drowned in own sperm, experts say it was intentional

Ate too much cheese so his head explodes

 

[Spirultima]

Cheesy way to go

Attach loads of C4 to your body then walk into a nightclub before pulling the trigger

 

[Vay]

Arab goes to night-club


being set on fire and being run over with a fire-engine

 

[terribleyetfun]

the firefighters missed there mark,hit something else.

crushed to death beneath a team of rugby league players.

 

[P1p3s]

GLUM SCRUM FOR SOMEONE

choked by her own hair extensions

 

[prinxess]

Hip hip hairy! ( I know it's bad D: )

Stuck finger too hard up nose.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

MAN POKES BRAIN, DIES!

Inhales a fork.

 

[prinxess]

Too hungry to handle.

Impaled on American flag.

 

[Neonbob]

Love Your Country Carefully

Beaten by baby-wielding seals.

 

[Crowghast]

Seals grow sentience, commit first murder using babies as bludgeon weapons. [b\][i\]We Are Not Fucking Kidding.[/i][/b]

The Pope-mobile runs over an orphan.

 

[Neonbob]

Holy PoPwnage!

Nascar race-track covered in landmines.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Demolition Derby

Slowly starving to death because he couldn't stop playing The Sims.

 

[Sindaine]

Hunger Need Unmet!

Trampled flat by an elephant.

 

[Vay]

Pakiderm pancake

got electocuted by a 5 volt battery

 

[Neonbob]

You Can't Stop The Current, Baby!

Pummeled by strawberries.

 

[Incompl te]

Food Fights Have Just Gotten Juicier!