Death by Newspaper

[Jake the Snake]

This morning I noticed there was a fly buzzing around between my window and the blind. After about 30 minutes, it was starting to annoy me a great deal, so I went downstairs and rolled up a newspaper. With my weapon in hand, I engaged the fly in battle, where I quickly became victorious. With a sense of pride and untold power flowing through my veins...I asked myself quite a precarious question:

Can you beat someone to death with a rolled up newspaper?

 

[AvsJoe]

Yes.

Also if you roll it up tight enough you can slit a person's throat.

 

[FallenTraveler]

well...I could only imagine the great deal of time that would take to accomplish. But yes. I suppose you could.I would like to see somebody attempt to beat a giraffe to death with a newspaper....

although now that I think about it, you may be able to papercut something to death... but that's not beating... so... yeah

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Only one way to find out- sorry old lady, but this is for science...