Death or Cake?

[Overlordjack]

on option 1 do i have to solo all the WoW bosses I've fought? and do i count all the bosses i wiped on or just ones I've downed? and do i fight them as many times as I've downed them?

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Well, option one. Somethin' to do, I guess.

lol my words EXACTLY.

 

[Distorted Stu]

im sorry but number 1 would be EPIC. Spend nearly eternity fighting. eventually youll turn into a real hero from the games n spend your life/death in heaven.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Limbo is my idea of eternal torture; there is nothing I can think of worse than... well, nothing.
The painful option doesn't carry the eternal boredom and nothingness, so wins for me!

 

[Sinker]

Number one who cares about pain, it would be totally awesome in fact short of not having the physical condition ideal for these fights killing an near infinite number of bad guys is my version of heaven.

 

[PinkiePyro]

Pure emptyness get's boring after awhile, bring on the bosses I'll eventually be able to get through them.

same I would rather be fighting than floating bored out of my skull

 

[lizards]

this made me think of what i would do if i were sent to option 2 and was given 1 joint, seriously think about it if you were given anything you really enjoy, but can only be used once (my example, or food, or something like that) would you eat it as soon as you could or wait a bit or see how long you can stand without using it so that you have something to look forward to

 

[Sallix]

number 1. After the first hundred or so deaths, I'd probably get used to it. It would also make for an awesome story once I got into heaven.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

Option 1 MOTHAFUCKA! I CAN TAKE IT!

 

[kyzill]

option one obviously


OH BUGGER I PLAYED SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS IM FUCKED

 

[Uncreative]

Option one, for certain. Yeah it would hurt, but you'd get used to that. Then you would have the satisfaction of being awesome.

Oh, and heaven. That too.

 

[Manicotti]

Option 1. although I now regret playing Super Meat Boy.

 

[SamuelT]

I'd take option one. Mainly because it's awesome. I'd take it that one wouldn't 'reset' after death physically and mentally.

Oh shit. I played several Monster Hunter games.

Worth it.

 

[akibawall95]

How is this Death or Cake?

OT Option 1 that sounds like more fun!!! If I thought getting killed a ton is fun.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

*Ponders*

I've heard Hell is actually pretty this time of year .... *kits out in necessary battle equipment*

 

[Ike Jager]

oh god.. soloing WoW bosses pre-cata... Death Star.. Sith Knights.. a rancor.. Bowser.. distroying Weapons of Mass Destruction in a jet fighter via tight tunnels.. Yup, I think I can manage that.


eventually...

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Ok, let's say that hypothetically, you have died.
You go to the gates of the afterlife, and are presented with two options

1) You are sent into hell, and must battle and defeat every single boss that you have ever beaten in a video game.
For each boss, you are given the equipment, armor, and weapons that you first used to defeat them in the game, i.e., battling the Tank from L4D, you might be given an AK-47 and pain pills, whereas if you are battling the Brute Chieftain, you would be given MJOLNIR armor and the signature halo assault rifle. However, your physical and mental shape remain the same as they are right now, so you may find yourself exhausted after only a few swings of Kratos's blades when up against Ares.
You feel every prick of pain put upon you by the bosses, but you have unlimited lives, though you will be forced to consciously witness and feel your own death many, many times.
If you succeed in defeating every single boss, and depending on your gaming repertoire there may be hundreds of them, you win access into heaven. In heaven are all of your dead friends and relatives, along with all of the bro-tastic characters from every game that you've every played, i.e, Garrus, Sgt. Johnson, Captain Price, The Entire Cast of TF2, etc.

2) You are sent to limbo for all eternity. Floating in nothingness forever, but hey, you don't have to watch yourself get disembowled over and over.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Question, do we keep fitness gained while fighting the bosses? say i start fighting Ares, and im really tired from swing the blades around, after dying a few hundred times, would i be physically stronger?

 

[Neo10101]

Well, I guess I would reluctantly choose the first option, hopefully Mario's gloves give strength otherwise I dont think I can lift and spin Bowser into a bomb, three times no less.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

option 1. If I already know how to kill everything with the objects I'm given, I think after enough tries I'd be alright. Plus, even if it takes me, say 100 years to do, then I get past it and get to chill with bros and hos forever.

 

[TheStickman]

Option one.

So, would I be made into yarn when I went to battle the bosses from Kirby's Epic Yarn?