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Option 1: Because I've never played God of War.
And kicking ass with Yuri against Tales of Vesperia monsters would be too bad-ass.
 

Bobbity

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Option one; I'd be contemplating suicide five minutes into option two.
As for defeating the bosses, you'd have to get past eventually, and it'd be something to do. The pain might be horrific, but you'd be de-sensitized eventually.
 

Ossian

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Option 1, might take me a billion years of pain and suffering, losing my mind in the process, but in the end I'll be vegging out in paradise.
 

goddz001

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i would chose number 1. purley because i wouldnt be able to stop laughing when i turned into a italian plumber with magic mushrooms battling a dinosaur.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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lacktheknack said:
THANK THE LORD I didn't play "Penumbra"
Wait a second....

Does that giant worm count as a boss? *shudders*

I'll still take option 1. Much better than being stuck in limbo for eternity.
 

tellis

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Option 1, obviously, because it's bad-ass, though it begs a couple questions. What about boss battles where you're forced to lose but it still counts as a win and progresses the story? Do you have to go through those? Or would you fight them the time that you actually defeat that boss? Also, I'd be kind of screwed when it got to the Metal Slug series and certain shmups, a lot of those bosses I've found pretty impossible to beat without losing some lives and continues. Are quarters in the machine considered "equipment"? Also the whole keeping your current physical capabilities kind of grinds some to a halt, Muramasa, for one, because people can't friggin jump that high or do that stuff with a sword, Halo, with the armor, like people have been saying, or... any of the King of Fighters bosses?

Though there definitely would be some fun fights to go through, like Custom Robo (no pain, just mind stress, except for the illegal part fights), Persona (friendship is equipment too, right?), Pokemon, No More Heroes (rather doable too, Travis wins with little strength and awesome beam katana), Viewtiful Joe (V-Watch, action hero fighting, awesome) the Tales series and the Megaman bosses (so long as you were able to choose the order you beat them in). And it's not like many games I've played have had very painful deaths, they seem rather quick. So yeah, option 1.

... wait would the Yoshi's Island bosses involve strapping a baby to my back, eating enemies, pooping out eggs and throwing them at large creepy cartoony monsters? Screw that, I take Option 2.
 

Tddawg25

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Option 1 easily i'd get destroyed by some bosses but i'd eventually get through and it'd be one awesome story to tell in heaven.
 

hamsta

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id definatly take option 1, ud have the incredibly hard bosses but there wud be oppurtunities for breaks with the pathetic bosses such as havin a punch up with borgia lol
 

postzit

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wait what about world of warcraft as i dont think i can solo the lich king.

but i would still chose numbe one might sound nerdy but i would kinda enjoy been a game character
 

Bassman_2

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Damn I thought there would be cake in limbo....
The first one, since it is more badass and the more interesting of the two choices.
 

linkblade91

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Option 1: I would fight for my right to Heaven.

And when I got to Final Fantasy VIII, beating Ultimecia using Renzokuken and Lionheart would be the highlight of my battles.
Utilizing Army of One in FF XIII to defeat Barthandelus would be another. "I am nobody's slave!"

(What can I say? Gunblades are awesome.)
 

lacktheknack

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Sn1P3r M98 said:
lacktheknack said:
THANK THE LORD I didn't play "Penumbra"
Wait a second....

Does that giant worm count as a boss? *shudders*

I'll still take option 1. Much better than being stuck in limbo for eternity.
Intense section with an enemy you see only once or twice, which requires unconventional fighting methods due to your inability to harm it wit conventional weaponry?

Yep.

Good luck.
 

Ultraman950

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Option one. Nothing just gets boring after a while.
Uh, I mean that literally.

Well, at least Fallout 3's endboss'll be easy as pie. Just not looking forward to wearing that power armor...
Well, I guess Fable 2's endboss'd be much easier. If one can stretch the word far enough to call those "endbosses".

And I figure I'd get used to the pain at some point, and as long as I started over at the boss I just fought.

Oh, shit. I just remembered, I played Devil May Cry 3 & 4, AND Bayonetta. @_@
 

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Option 1, every time.

I might regret it, but I can't resign myself to eternal limbo, no matter what the choice.
 

NLS

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Option 1, basically what the Vikings did after death.
 

silver wolf009

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Option 1. Because as Darren Shan once said in the Cirque Du Freak series:
An instant of dieing is preferable to an eternity of nothingness

And besides, the more you work towards defeating them, I am going to assume that your muscles grow in size and power, with death no longer holding you back its just a battle of attrition.
 

TheAceTheOne

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I'd take option 1. It sounds kind of like the game "The World Ends With You"... and I love that game.