Death

[antipunt]

I dig up your body shortly thereafter and make a tidy sum selling off all the shit they buried you in.

I, on the other hand, am eternal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrLWjNxYbY

Sorry, friend. I've been holding this one in for a while now.

....


It had to be done.

 

[xxmastermillerxx]

Your installed in world of warcraft as one of the NPC's.

 

[antipunt]

Sorry, friend. I've been holding this one in for a while now.

....


It had to be done.

...Damn.
That was cold.

__>

I luva you

 

[traceur_]

I was dead for eternity before I was born. The next time will be no different.

 

[Death916]

OT i haven't really decided on what i think will happen yet

 

[Biosophilogical]

You are resurrected as a zombie and realise quite quickly that zombification has instilled you with a horrific phobia of cheesegraters.

Honestly though, I don't plan on living long enough to find out.

 

[Ninja_X]

You rise again as a serial killer robot.

Just like our lord Jesus. Wait, what?

Spoiler

Called it, totally called it.

Anyway, I cannot believe all the "you rot in the ground" responses.

Personally the idea that you just cease to exist scares me shitless.

 

[Smokepuddle]

I think once you die someone has to clean up the mess or whereever you are will smell like corpses

 

[Beartrucci]

Or a white screen pops up saying "Re-spawn in 3, 2, 1..."

Now that would be awesome. Hmm...maybe a class system too?

Oh my, leveling up would take soooooooo long!

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

Hm.. I personally believe that you just cease to be. But, i'd like to believe that you either get re incarnated depending on your karma or if you die in battle ascend to valhall to chill with odin and the like. Again, i'd LIKE to believe these things, but i'm fairly certain they're not true, just like all the other goofy religons.

You rise again as a serial killer robot.

Just like our lord Jesus. Wait, what?

Spoiler

Called it, totally called it.

Anyway, I cannot believe all the "you rot in the ground" responses.

Personally the idea that you just cease to exist scares me shitless.

That's how you know it's true.

 

[Chrissyluky]

SHUT UP! I know you're new here so let me tell you that you're just asking for a flame war.

as right as you are your going about the wrong way of telling him. try not to be such a dick.

 

[Panzer_God]

A Valkyrie will come and take me to Valhalla, where I shall feast with other brave warriors until the day of Ragnorok arrives.

 

[Pimppeter2]

You have milkshakes on the lesbian cloud

 

[Panzer_God]

Sorry, friend. I've been holding this one in for a while now.

....


It had to be done.

...Damn.
That was cold.

Wow, that's actually how I imagine you as a kid

 

[clicketycrack]

SHUT UP! I know you're new here so let me tell you that you're just asking for a flame war.

as right as you are your going about the wrong way of telling him. try not to be such a dick.

Perhaps you misread my inflection. I didn't mean to sound angry. I meant to sound frantic. Maybe you can try not to assume next time.

 

[KefZ_X]

you get kicked from the server, and don't try to rejoin it'll just say it's full.

 

[The Austin]

Am I the only one here who beleives in the afterlife?
There just has to be somthing after all of this, ya know?

I get you, gerbal friend. I've come to cope with the fact that life "sucks" but we can't just live our suckish lives, die horribly, and thats just it... I'm a christian, so heaven, or hell.

He-he.... I'm actually a Guinea Pig.

But I agree. There has to be somthing after this crap.

 

[Woodsey]

Well, you're dead.

But if there is a heaven there is a definite lesbian cloud.

"Not like a lesbian cloud George, an actual lesbian cloud."

 

[EchetusXe]

First you die. Then someone or some group of people take all your shit (relatives). Then some people either burn you to dust or bury you and leave you rot.

Then if you live in England, the local council come round and knock your gravestone over in case chav teenagers hurt themselves whilst trying to piss on your grave.

Then you get forgotten about as the people you did remember you die off.

Then... thats it.

 

[Kriptonite]

This has been done to death....Ha haha, didn't even think of that joke there. But seriously, I think after death you endlessly use the search bar to find things that are already done, repeatedly.