Deathmatch!

[Daffy F]

*Pisses into portal to dark place*

*Hears in the very distance: [small]FUUUUUUUUU-[/small]

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Monologue entry 1 - FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-! Starts creating a vengeance machine from 5 buttons, a demons scrotum, a set of dice, a pair of underpants (mine) and some sticks

 

[Daffy F]

*Replaces Keermatzenface's bottom jaw with another cat.*

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Starts making final adjustments to vengeance slingshot

 

[Daffy F]

*Begins to chant, raising 5 dogs to life (undead). They have PHONE BOOKS for faces.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

5 posts gone, i jump out of the portal, it closes, and with my new weapon, i fire a demons scrotum filled with Dice and 5 buttons at daffys head, knocking him clean over. i then fart and kill keermatzenface.

 

[Daffy F]

My undead dogs attack Borthwick. Their phonebook faces slap his ankle, mildly irritating him. Or should I say: Mildly irradiating him! That's right! they are radioactive! Borthwick falls to the floor just as I get up, pulling dice out of my ears. I then reach up through the trapdoor, grab a blowtorch and a golf club, Weld the trapdoor shut, and hit Borthwick's teeth with the golf club.