Decribe a event with Pokemon Moves

[Gunjack65]

Simple, just describe an event such as eating dinner or watching TV or having sex using only Pokemon moves.
For example: Going to the toilet.
Constrict
Gust
Constrict
Rock Smash
Growl.

Your turn.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

-inb4 Harden and String Shot-

Ew.... alright, I'll give this a shot.

For my event, I choose the reaction to getting knifed in Modern Warfare 2 for the umpteenth time:

Spite
Curse
Rage
Outrage
Confusion
SelfDestruct

 

[shootthebandit]

(opponent uses)pay day, sleep powder, bind,(opponent uses) struggle, sludge, (oppenent uses) recover, bone club, dig

i think you can guess the scenario

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

 

[interspark]

yeah ok, i'll have a go

getting up in the morning

morning sun
snore
sleep talk
yawn
growl
teeter dance

 

[shootthebandit]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

i actually lol'd

im only familiar with 1st gen pokemon so i didnt know who he was

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

Haha that was fuckin great!

As for my choice:
http://www.robotdancemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bush-shoe.gif
Reporter uses: SHOE
Reporter's attack missed!
Secret Service uses: TACKLE
It's super effective!

 

[interspark]

http://www.robotdancemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bush-shoe.gif
Reporter uses: SHOE
George Bush uses: DODGE
Secret Service uses: TACKLE
It's super effective!

i think "the attack missed" would have been more appropriate

 

[Skorpyo]

A Wild "Windows XP" appeared!

Skorpyo used Power Button!
It's Super effective!

Windows used "NTLDR NOT FOUND!"
It's Super Effective!
Critical hit!

Skorpyo has Fainted!

...Yeah, this just happened yesterday.

 

[squidbuddy99]

A wild AT&T Customer Support appeared!

Go, My Patience!

AT&T Customer Support used Confuse Ray!

My Patience is confused!
My Patience hurt itself in confusion!

AT&T Customer Support used Put On Hold!

My Patience used Rage!

Squidbuddy99 ran away safely!

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

http://www.robotdancemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bush-shoe.gif
Reporter uses: SHOE
George Bush uses: DODGE
Secret Service uses: TACKLE
It's super effective!

i think "the attack missed" would have been more appropriate

True, but I couldn't remember what the game said when your attack failed, so I just put that. Will fix now.

 

[TimeLord]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

I am concerned with what the hell he is holding in his hand! Is that a blood covered tissue?

 

[interspark]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

I am concerned with what the hell he is holding in his hand! Is that a blood covered tissue?

its a smeargle, "the artist pokemon" its tail secretes a paint-like substance, with which it.. well, paints! its ability is to permanantly "sketch" another pokemons move, giving it the widest move range of all pokemon (hence the custom move feild it has been given here)

 

[TimeLord]

Spoiler: A simple picture sums this up nicely

I am concerned with what the hell he is holding in his hand! Is that a blood covered tissue?

its a smeargle, "the artist pokemon" its tail secretes a paint-like substance, with which it.. well, paints! its ability is to permanantly "sketch" another pokemons move, giving it the widest move range of all pokemon (hence the custom move feild it has been given here)

Aha, that explains it. I was unfamiliar with said Pokemon.