Defend & Accuse~

[EpicPanda]

In this game, the first person will accuse the next poster of something, to which he must defend himself, and blame the next person of something.

Let's start:

I accuse you of stealing my cookie!

 

[Sleekgiant]

There never was a cookie, it was a lie

I accuse you of stealing my virginity

 

[EpicPanda]

It was my evil twin. [:<

I accuse you of breaking a pinky promise.

 

[Quad08]

I used my thumb

You tried to kill me!

 

[Sleekgiant]

No that was the gun

I accuse you of stealing my copy of Psyconauts

 

[EpicPanda]

I did no such thing! I was simply borrowing it.

I accuse tu of going all gangsta on my ass.

 

[Sassafrass]

No, that was a rapper who couldn't rap.

I accuse you of stealing my laptop.

 

[EpicPanda]

T'was only using it as a table to eat my ramen off of.

I accuse you of not accusing anyone of anything...yet.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Your suspicious

I accuse you of ruining my threads

 

[RanD00M]

I've never posted in one of your threads.

I accuse you of killing Neonbob.

 

[CounterAttack]

I have evidence that the whales killed him.

I accuse you of stealing my paycheck.

 

[DownpourLiar]

But I gave it to an orphanage so it's okay.

I accuse you of kicking my cat.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

That was your cat?

I accuse you of hacking my WOW account.

 

[oppp7]

I don't even know how to hack my own account.
You ate my babies!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Me? Naw, it was my evil...twin...brother robot.

[small] Yeah he's evil.[/small]

I accuse you of giving me poisoned brownies!

 

[Stoic raptor]

Weed dosnt poison!

i accuse you breaking into my house

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I needed to use the bathroom.

I think you slept wtih my sister

 

[Pimppeter2]

She was looking real sexy

You didn't post in my review [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.173250-Pimpin-Reviews-Evil-Genius]!

 

[j1-2themax]

I don't read others' reviews, because I have weird tastes.

I accuse you of plotting against me!

 

[CounterAttack]

The ninjas are plotting. They beat me to it.

I accuse you of stealing my computer... The foulest of all crimes.