Defend youself!

[oppp7]

I'll surround myself with an army of warriors to defend me from Jamienra.

 

[Montydew]

A nuclear explosion.
You won't be able to kill me if I kill myself first.

 

[oppp7]

I'll just put a squirrel trap outside my house. You'll get caught in it if you try to kill me.

 

[j1-2themax]

A ninja.

 

[oppp7]

I'll just ignore you because you're a medal and don't pose a threat.

 

[Jamienra]

I'll provide you with knowledge of Disturbed (the greatest band in the world) so you dont attack me

 

[oppp7]

I'll bribe you with money since it's easier.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'll get a mugger to take you for everything you got.

 

[Jamienra]

Ill hire out a hitman to kill the mugger. Therefore I get bribed which defends me in the long run.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'll use SCIENCE and create a robot monkey mutant to distract you.

 

[oppp7]

I'll shoot flares to scare you off.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'll find Mothra, who will be attracted to the light (assuming Godzilla doesn't mess with her eggs.)

 

[oppp7]

I'll build a huge defense grid to protect myself.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Smith & Wesson .44 magnum revolver, nuff said

 

[oppp7]

I'll surround myself with a few orphans that even a law-breaking vigilante like you couldn't chance to kill if you shot at me.

 

[Jamienra]

Throw a steak on the floor to distract beast thing

 

[j1-2themax]

Pack of lions: lions don't discriminate, they just eat.

 

[oppp7]

A blacksmith to bend down those spikes.

 

[Vrex360]

A wall made of color, black and white can't cross color without looking freaky.

 

[Baby Eater]

My level 50 beserker will save me!