Defend youself!

[Code Monkey]

Sacrifice TWO rams to Poseidon.

 

[oppp7]

Fly to a different planet so that you can't find me.

 

[Jamienra]

Place a border around earth so you cant come back

 

[oppp7]

I nuke Earth so it never threatens me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I nuke your nukes so they never threaten me.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I'd hypnotise you so you'd fall in love with your reflection.

 

[oppp7]

I melt Antartica so that penguins can never go against me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd imply your death, but I wouldn't let anyone know for sure.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I'd trip you up for comedic effect, and, after seeing yourself humilated in front of hundreds of canned laughter, you'd leave in shame, never to be seen in the series again.

 

[oppp7]

I give myself immortality so that no one can harm me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I shove you in a sack, then throw the sack in to a river, then hurl the river into space.

 

[oppp7]

I cut through the sack and pretend I died.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I would force you to eat your own socks. Causing you to die by disgust.

 

[oppp7]

I would build a wall around Antarctica so that I'm safe.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Are you keeping me out or are you locking yourself in?

 

[Jamienra]

I'm just staying away from you!

 

[Code Monkey]

I would hide in the closet. They never check the closet.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Burns the closet. Never liked Aslan anyway.

 

[Jamienra]

I would unleash a L4D tank to distract you (and your other 3 teamates). Tanks ALWAYS check closets.

 

[oppp7]

I would bring a few helicopters to kill the tank so the infection doesn't spread.