Defend youself!

[Code Monkey]

I would bring that guy from Prototype to hijack all your helicopters.

 

[Jamienra]

I would give Alex Mercer all his memories back so he would leave everyone alone.

 

[oppp7]

I would hide under a box like Snake.

 

[Jamienra]

I would never be involved in a conspiracy so snake-like people would have no reason to harm me

 

[oppp7]

And I would start conspiracy theories to tell if people are against me.

 

[Jamienra]

I would bribe goverment officials so that you lose scent of my conspiracies.

 

[oppp7]

I would hide in the bottom of a well so only alligators could find me.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'd dump a whole bunch of alligators with bombs strapped to them down the well.

 

[oppp7]

I'd build a brick wall to defend against the alligators.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Didn't i kill you in another thread. no matter.
I would get a spell that can create any weapon (come at me then whatever you are!)

 

[oppp7]

I'd have a complex system of me shooting you in the face set up in case of problems.

 

[Jamienra]

I have SAW-like traps set up just in case you ever feel the need to come after me.

 

[oppp7]

I surround myself with mines and badgers to protect me.

 

[Jamienra]

I keep a mine detector so I never fall on your mines

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

YOU FOOL! You've let yourself open for badger assault!

Luckily for me I'm wearing my badger camoflage suit complete with badger pheremones.

 

[oppp7]

I mimic Penguins and also camoflage from my own badgers.

 

[Jamienra]

@penguins4freedom. Your in danger of the mines!

@oppp7. I stay away from cold areas and woodland altogether

 

[oppp7]

I fake my own death by pretending I stepped on a mine.

 

[Jamienra]

I make sure to stay near your 'tomb' at all times, seeing as you are alive it would be hte last place you would want to be

 

[oppp7]

I would use satillites to watch for assassins.