Defend youself!

[j1-2themax]

I use a Star Wars defense system to knock down your satellites.

 

[Jamienra]

I use a hidden moon to use as headquarters
[sub]You will never find me here![/sub]

 

[oppp7]

I hide inside the sun.

 

[Jamienra]

I push Earth further from the sun

 

[oppp7]

Push the sun further from the earth.

 

[Jamienra]

I extinguish the sun. So you have no way of attacking me with heat

 

[oppp7]

I light it on fire so no one can harm me.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Then you realize you are still a mortal and get crisped to Death...Hmmmm.....Bacon

 

[Vrex360]

I have no idea what you are, hence I am saved by my ignorance of what you are.

 

[oppp7]

I just got a mongoose mowdown on you.
Edit: O, right, defense...
I ride the mongoose into the sunset, never to be seen or threatened again.

 

[Jamienra]

I would hide in a very mountainous area so that you couldnt ride near me

 

[oppp7]

I would hide in the ocean so you couldn't see me from the mountains.

 

[Jamienra]

[sub]oh the ocean again ¬¬[/sub]

I would hide in a Blimp to stay far from the sea

 

[oppp7]

I would move the ocean away from you. Like, to Mars.

 

[bluedoom]

I'd move my secret mars headquarters from mars and onto venus(its heat resistant)

@ jamienra @ Mhahaha...now your surrounded

 

[oppp7]

I'd move Venus away from me.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'd call animal control with the phone

 

[oppp7]

I'll create a crack team of guards.

 

[Toriver]

I'll see your crack team of guards and raise you some covert ops agents highly trained in stealth and armed with state-of-the-art sniper rifles, while I sit in the safety of my underwater fortress at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[oppp7]

I blow up the ocean as a preemptive strike.