Defining quotations

[SoranMBane]

"How about that beer I owed ya?" seems to be this for Barney Calhoun, because pretty much every piece of fanon I've seen him in depicts him as an alcoholic, and even the ones that don't make him full-on alcoholic will still find some way to weasel that quote into the dialog.

 

[Psychophante]

Its time to kick ass, and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum. - Duke Nukem

That's a Rowdy Roddy Piper line from the movie They Live, pre-Duke Nukem. Still awesome tho!

 

[StarofAzura]

"You there. Women do not frighten like little boys. Tell me your name and I shall tell you mine."

"A man is always willing to believe two things about a woman. One: that she is weak, and two, that she is attracted to him."

-Morrigan, Dragon Age: Origins

 

[Void(null)]

Chun-Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!

Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.

Chun-Li: You don't remember?

Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

 

[Egitor]

"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."

- GLaDOS, Portal.

 

[nick n stuff]

"he's in the ass-kicking business,and...Business is good". the guys from Zombieland.

 

[TheReactorSings]

"It's a bloody raft, you idiot!" Can't remember the game.

 

[Mr. Grey]

"You know what? F*** you!" -- Anonymous

"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." -- J. Wellington Wimpy

"Well blow me down!" -- Popeye

"My vote is for outer space... no way are these local boys." -- Earl Basset

"I am completely... out.. of ammo." -- Burt Gummer

"-Speech Impediment- That's all folks!" -- Porky Pig

 

[Jamiemitsu]

"Metal Gear?!" Solid Snake, MGS

"No, no, no, no, no!" Sazh, FFXII

 

[megalomania]

In keeping with the Starcraft Theme for this issue:

Computer 'Press any key to continue'

Marine 'Uhhh which one's the any key...'

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Black Books: Bernard - 1. Whores will have their trinkets.

2. Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Milton Jones (Comedian) - Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don?t like that.

- So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama.

EDIT: And who could forget, Order Of the Stick - I've just regenerated a finger...guess which one

 

[Mattallica]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Col. Roy Campbell

 

[AnAngryMoose]

"Time to split!" -Sergeant Cortez, Timesplitters: Future Perfect.

EDIT: This

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w

 

[Blue Musician]

What are your favourite characters' defining quotations? It doesn't necessarily have to be your favourite, just one that you think sums up as much of their personality as possible.

Ex-

"Oi, Suzie!" - Cpt. MacMillan, CoD4: MW

"*Hudda!*" - Pyro, TF2

"I hate small towns." - Francis, L4D

Any more?

Edit: Thanks Xojins

"-" Gordon Freeman, Half Life
"I'm the milkman, my milk is delicious" "It's neither man, nor milk" The milkman, Psychonauts

These are my favorite quotes from the Thief series, THE best stealth series ever.
These quotes are from Garret:
"Heh! It's a throne room. How pretentious can you get?"
"I went to Cutty's place to deliver the scepter, but Cutty wasn't there. He'd been arrested by the Hammerites. Apparently they didn't approve of his occupation, and I doubt they approve of mine. So hopefully they'll never catch sight of me when I break him out of their prison. Which is what I'm going to do."
"I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in."
"It's a rock. It's what you asked for. Am I gonna get paid or not?"
"Since you left us, you've been a stone rolling downhill. Now you must aim this remarkable momentum. It is past time for the balance to shift."
"I've always equated "feelings" with "getting caught"...they both get in the way of my money. Unfortunately not everyone is as committed to their work as I am."
"Huh! This proves it...going legit is more trouble than it's worth...."
"Iron trees? Not in my part of town."
"A secret room... always my favorite room in a house"
"What is locked - can be opened. What is hidden - can be found. What is yours - can be mine."

And these quotes are from the Guards and thugs:
"You son of a dog!"
"OK, run! If I were you, I would run, too."
"What's the matter? You are afraid of the big bad guard?"
"What's that noise? Oh, boy, sounds like somebody needs a good beating!"
"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..."
"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?"
"Ha! That'll learn ya, 'cept you're dead."
"Anybody there? (Snickers) We're friendly... and don't know how to fight...."
"Hello? Anybody there? Don't be afraid. We're just a couple of friendly guys looking to (snicker) make friends...."
"Who's there? (Silence) I wish it's a beautiful lady, coming to tell me how handsome I am."
"What's all this? Is someone being clever?"

Interestingly these quotes remind me of the Bartimaeus Trilogy books, which are excellent by the way.

 

[SimpleChimp]

"'Hey you!' Genius farmer, Genius "
"Oh no my marijuana patch-" (reference?)

ANDREAS STRUCKER: LeBeau? Please remove yourself.
GAMBIT: Said th' same thing four years ago when I was stuck to y'sister on that velour...

"We're going to DAIRY QUEEN!" (Reference?)

Stewerdess: Do you need help fastening your seatbelt?
Gambit: Need... or want?

"Stay Frosty Marines."

"Rangers, lead the way (off this beach)" Formally "Rangers lead the way" Gen. Cota Omaha Beach.

"Is anyone there?" "Could you come over here?" "Are you still there?" (reference?)

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"A man chooses... a slave obeys... OBEY!"
-Andrew Ryan

Black Books: Bernard - 1. Whores will have their trinkets.

2. Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

"My oven can cook anything, my oven can cook... bits of oven!"
-Bernard Black

 

[The_Decoy]

Actually it was used by Homer the Odyssey...

Erm well can I just point out that Milton actually reversed it? Homer's original goes something like "Better a beggar on earth than a prince in the realm of shades".

Unfortunately I am unfamiliar with your other sources, but you may well be right.

 

[Shanannara]

Erm well can I just point out that Milton actually reversed it? Homer's original goes something like "Better a beggar on earth than a prince in the realm of shades".

Unfortunately I am unfamiliar with your other sources, but you may well be right.

Good point. Aeschylus wrote something similar I believe. Fletcher was the one Milton was closest to: "To be in heaven the second he disdaines/ So now the first in hell, and flames he raignes".

 

[Trifixion]

"Aah, crap." - Hellboy

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun." - Ash, Army Of Darkness

"Even the weather sucks in my dreams. I feel so charmed." - April Ryan, The Longest Journey

"I FELL ASLEEP!" - Random Guard, Metal Gear

"I am that which walks with all life. My voice is a death rattle, a last breath in the throat, the whisper of a dying man." - Transcendent One, Planescape: Torment

"YA! ME BOUNCY!" - Mai Shiranui. Yes, I know she's actually saying "NIPPON ICHI!" but you have to admit, the misheard version seems oddly appropriate...

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

I've got a dozen of em:
?I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."--cookie for the source

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.

Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

Now for geek tacular references

"What is the difference between a man and a slave? A man chooses... a slave obeys"--Andrew Ryan

and " Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!" GLADoS