Delete please (accidental double post)

[SeriousSquirrel]

I'll go first...

While walking home from school with a friend, I made a sarcastic commment/joke about, er, pleasuring yourself. A moment later my friend looks at me and says "I don't [pleasure myself], I just suck my own cock."

He just said that straight faced, and I nearly fell down from laughing.

 

[Skorpyo]

I discussed the merits of cannibalism with myself on the way to work this morning.

...

*sobs*

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

Accidental double post, delete please

 

[Paksenarrion]

I discussed the merits of cannibalism with myself on the way to work this morning.

...

*sobs*

It's okay...me, too. The morals and merits of cannibalism, especially if established as an accepted social system. Criminals, those with incurable diseases, and old people are processed into food to feed the global masses.

It's Soylent Green.